TV's GrunkleMary McDowell - Midnight Movie Star

My parents have succumbed to doomscrolling on Facebook and it breaks my god damn heart They should be doomscrolling here on Bsky so they can see how hilarious and mentally ill I am

Bluesky has four kinds of users

I am having an extremely hard time processing this news

I wanna eat ramen eggs all the time

And now, from the elegant Pump Room of the magnificent Palmer House, high over Chicago, asking that musical question...

Enormous news. A melanoma vaccine, one of the most deadly cancers out there. Science is good and helpful and there should be more of it. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/...

these games are silly and might awaken the monster kink hidden deep within you...

holy smokes, conan strikes up a chat with a random lady on the subway and she immediately starts riffing on his level, no problem.

On this date in 2009, Football, Feminism and You aired! Written by Hilary Winston and directed by Joe Russo, and you can meet the team later. #OriginalAiring

buckaroos at @tornightfire.bsky.social asked for my FIVE FAVORITE FRIGHTS. my bud @ceejthemoment.bsky.social is pretty good

Not only am I 47 and have nicer boobs than Grimace...but I also have ARMS. Grimace just has long wrists.

I have done really well with some of the boxed sets they have done recently. You get figures, maps, the whole thing. The Starter Sets and Fast Forces and the like. Usually at a super reasonable price, too!

SeaTac. You managed to make your TSA lines worse. Incredible. These lines still block enterances and general hallway traffic.

Watch the journey of felt Arra, Bebe and Gigi as they come to life in this new short film, created by Chelsea Trousdale and Jonny Trousdale, in collaboration with LightBox Expo. "The Lumins", a needle-felted short film is free to watch now on Youtube. Check it out here: youtu.be/GA5M_crD2D8?...

Waking up at 5am is bullshit because your brain stays completely awake just ro panic you into thinking you forgot to pack extra socks Maybe 3 hours of sleep? Ugh. So unfair.

Mike Pumpkinzowski singing PUT MY SOUL BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM SO HELP MEEEEE

Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351/

Dear YouTube I promise you with every breath I draw I am not interested in Victoria Secret. I am not interested in sports. I am not interested in whatever "mix" you make me. You ask me every time if I am interested and the answer is ALWAYS "No" Please take my "No" seriously. I SAID NO.

LightBox Expo 2026 exclusive merch is here! Swipe to check out our list of amazing LBX themed merch, including this year’s tote bag, t-shirts, keychains, pins and more! Visit LBX’s Merch Booth, 801, to grab some during the event Thanks to this year's artists: Heikala Scott Campbell Joey Mason Peri

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ABOMINATION: What's your name? HULK: WHAT? ABOMINATION: What is your NAME? HULK: HULK! ABOMINATION: FUCK YOU, HULK! HULK: What is your name? ABOMINATION: ABOMINATION! HULK: FUCK YOU, ABOMINATION!

new tingler 'NOT POUNDED BY THE SENTIENT TESLO FLYING CAR BECAUSE IT’S OBVIOUSLY FAKE BUT I’M SURE PEOPLE WHO THINK THE PIRATES AT THEME PARKS ARE REAL AND BIRTHDAY PARTY MAGICIANS ARE ACTUAL WIZARDS ARE PUMPED.' out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HNHXRGJ2/ and patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...

No. He is here with me and we are in love.

I disavow The Guild of Calamitous Intent

i have had this song in my head for at least thirty years

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

I've never understood all the French jokes/stereotypes because when they protest, they put our asses to shame. Don't get me wrong - the US has been doing some damn fine protesting in wonderful and impactful ways. But the French know how to fuckin' throw down.

So what’s next after yesterday’s historic No Kings Day? It’s time to get into election protection formation: www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...

Nope That is a person turned into a Star Wars critter by a powerful witch

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The BIG. GAY. VAMPIRE. BUNDLE IS HEEEERE 22 queer vampire books for just $23 The perfect deal for spooky season itch.io/b/3951/big-g...

It has been a rough couple of days, peeps. Stay hydrated.

Am I staying up much later to watch Nebraska and Oregon do whatever it is they’re doing?

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

I wish people would just SAY what this bill is: An attempt to ruin the lives of trans people. This "no hate" message is fine, I guess, but AHH GEEZ does it give me flashbacks to the ineffective "no on prop 8" campaign. Voters don't respond to vague concepts like "hate," they respond to people!

If you missed the latest #ItTakesAVillageLive from #PAXWest where the fantastic @samanthabeart.bsky.social invites people to the Village, you can watch here! youtu.be/x4WGJSRWbT0?...

Call Chuck Schumer and tell him to defend Ilhan Omar publicly or resign. (202) 224-6542

My 64hr monster Halloween playlist, spanning a century of music about death, horror, the grotesque and the macabre! From haunted ballroom swing to zombie dub reggae to creature-feature psychobilly to cursed swamp rock and classic giallo horror scores. Best shuffled. open.spotify.com/playlist/627...

America’s cancer death rate has fallen by 35% since 1991. That adds up to more than 4.8 million deaths avoided. Five-year survival across all cancers has climbed from 49% in the mid-1970s to 71%. AACR buff.ly/OzhyJEk #ShareGoodNewsToo

Reminder that I have a starter pack of artists who will be at Lightbox Expo! Even if you’re not going, you can totally follow them anyway. They’re super awesome and make really neat art.