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That is actually what Forbes does on the flipside - places your name on the front page for the world to study what is right with you....🦋

I’m not sure the proper etiquette for this but I shared your post, as well as thanked you for this poignant thought for the day. Thank you for serving humankind.

What a complete and utter ridiculous take. You truly have the brain of a monkey it seems.

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Nice comment coming from a man clawing in his first million. Penis envy, methinks?

💯💯💯💯💯AGREE

Perfect analogy...

It's the fact that we're using bananas as money that's the problem. Make no mistake, it is a real problem. #Bitcoin fixes this. Dollars, on the other hand, rot. Also, to be precise, Elon doesn't have any dollars, that's how he stays rich. He owns banana stocks.

There's no Capitalism in the animal world. 🤔

The monkeys all voted for the smelly orangutan.

True! 👍

Wanting to be a moderately intelligent ape who wears a suit is the dream of 98% of MBA candidates.

So sad but true

He is

I have always asked what is enough for these men? They have amassed wealth beyond what they can spend in 100 lifetimes but yet continue to scheme to make more

Man, to hell with that guy.

😁

Sooo true

Well phrased.

Only person more dangerous than Trump.

Milei hasn't failed. He's been in office for barely 10 months, and in fact he's doing pretty good.

Show's to go ya. billionaires will be billionaires !!! All they care about is their money and where they can get more and more of it... SAD !!!

To play out the Monkey in a state of Nature scenario: It's complicated. How many monkeys are we talking about? Is the population small enough that there's a possibility that all could agree on a single potentially controversial question, I.e. do we consent to be governed by majority rule?

Sorry. Responded to wrong post.

#Vatnik

Ukraine has only gotten 1.5% of the US bananas. A drop in the bucket to help save democracy

Biden has been building new manufacturing plants all around the country. It takes years to complete all these projects and would have been done by now if Trump ever had more ideas than concepts during his previous reign of stupid. I'm sure he'll take credit for it anyway, as soon as it gets finished

Yeah, cause showing loyalty and helping allies that were among the first to stand with us on 9/11 is apparently a foreign concept to a maga. A country that was invaded without a reason other than putin wanted it back in what was the former Soviet Union. One of the reasons people cut you magas off

I’d rather see Ukraine turn Russia into one big sheet of obsidian.

And you would let Hitler conquer Europe.

If you want to go with analogies, you’re going to need a lot more practice.

Stop spending money on wars. Left or right, we need to spend money on infrastructure.

Ukraine is getting old, used, soon to be replaced military bananas. And even if we were writing them a check it’s nothing compared to trumps corporate tax cuts destroying the middle class

Every politician is a warmonger, we need that money spent on infrastructure and building American businesses

leave my bananas alone.

All of the bananas are never gone. Money isn't a zero sum game or finite resource. Basic economics. If you want to live in a space of scarcity, feel free. Most of us prefer to work to create abundance everywhere. And yes, that's for all people.

In a resource unlimited world, yes. In a fenced forrest? Not so much.

"For decades, researchers conducted lab experiments with chimps that suggested they were, indeed, almost completely selfish. They found in laboratory experiments that chimps tended to hoard food and were unwilling to hand over snacks to fellow apes, even when it didn't really cost them anything"

disgusting pig

Plz follow back

This is a shot at Berkshire Hathaway, probably, but it's sort of misplaced because they employ about 400k people

When chickens lay eggs, we ignore them. When a human lays egg, we investigate it. Simply because humans are not chickens or monkeys.

He's too ugly to be a monkey. Just my opinion.

😂🤣 the greedy monkey is Elon Musk

This would be the one time that I would be completely fine with vivisection.

He disgusts me

Such a midwit post.

If you cannot acknowledge the CLEAR benefits Musk is making to humankind, across all his endeavors, it says more about you than it does him. And what it says about you isn’t good. Rule #46: Saying something is NOT the same as having something to say.

I think part of the problem is that a magazine like Forbes even exists.

Studies of primates have shown hoarding behavior resulting in the hoarder being killed by the group. But what do we know, we're just some hairless primates.

Ew. Well that says a lot

Chimps excited to complain about the condition of the locks on their cages...

As he asks intellects to work for free … www.vanityfair.com/news/story/e...

Oh, I can conceive of a purpose for billions. Many purposes, in fact. None of them for the good of society. I don't generally like blanket statements or reductionism, but concentrated power seems to be dangerous in every form. IF there is an exception to that rule, elon is definitely not it.

Yeah but you have to factor in that Forbes us pro trump.

Very bad analogy!

A very scary man🙈

What are your plans ?

This assumes that the person involved has no idea or desire of what to do with that money. Extremely unlikely.

We need to study him. He is a sick narcissistic PAB who sees himself as the smartest person in the room. Guess what? He's far from it.

If a monkey worked to pick more bananas than it could eat, and used those to plant more banana trees, all while some monkeys sat back and complained and starved, the other monkeys picking bananas would look puzzled at the complaining monkeys. When humans do it, we reply to them on social media.

Elon for the win

Hoard bananas you say.... I shall corner the old-timey gag props market!

Ah, but that’s not TDE. TDE is hokum anti-taxers use to rationalize NOT taxing banana man, I.e., by saying he’ll use his tax savings to hire even more people, etc, and thereby eliminate the need for social support programs that government could have otherwise paid for by taxing his banana profits.

He has grown no bananas! The workers and the taxpayer have grown all of the bananas and he has claimed them as his own.

Eat the rich.

👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾 am reposting this one

The other monkey would form a troupe & get the goodies

The desire to concentrate capital comes from sociopathy. bsky.app/profile/seth...

That’s the truth.

Humans are weird. We definitely need to start studying other humans to understand our own cruelty and greed. These traits may have served a purpose once but now, in 2024 they seem destined to wipe out the species.

If a monkey created more bananas than anyone else, I guess you'd wonder what the other monkeys were doing to justify their existence.

Giving Ukraine to Putin does what for them. Make them look weak Weak Weak He dropped Nuddy pics of Melania on TV around world. Donald Trump hasn't said a word.

I'm... y... you're comparing... but monkeys don't have currency, goals, drive, aspirations ... dreams of going to mars! Are .. YOU a monkey. Because this logic is well... it's inhuman.

Eventually the other monkeys will shred the greedy asswipe parasite monkey to bits in desperation and revel in his massacre , screaming and swinging body parts everywhere …….. …. good thing we don’t come from monkeys…….

Interesting analogy 🧐

You just figured out the difference between man and monkey and know why monkeys are still monkeys while some of their ancestors evolved to become Musks

This monkey not only hoards the bananas, but he throws peels on the path of other monkeys so they slip and he can laugh at em!

Can't stand greedy monkeys.

I am so here for someone in the news finally having some courage and calling out this mother effer

He's not a genius, he's just a cnut.

To see Musk as a problem of capitalism misses the point total.

The other monkeys should just take the bananas as the hoarder monkey probably obtained the bananas by illegal means. It's always been a theory that a monkey amassing that amount of bananas has bent the rules at some stage.No monkey should have that many bananas.

Cool. Now put Bill Gates‘s picture on that photo too.

There will always be haters like yourself. With that type of attitude you’ll always be held back, negative, wondering why life is so meaningless. You’ll also always misinterpret the truth like you did here. Successful people ignore the haters.

I have never understood the greed of so many of the ultra wealthy.

And a lot of "humans" worship them and call them a "genius"

Perfect analogy

Monkeys never made a car

Monkeys don't work for bananas.

monkeys wouldn't even know how to make banana bread with the over ripe bananas. (FYI the only bananas to use in banana bread would be over ripe ones)

Taking something that does not belong to you

Envious of the achievements of others?

Sadly for the rest of us in the world, that monkey actually believes that he is 'saving humanity' and that suffering now will be beneficial in the long run. Delusional narcissism runs very deep in that disturbed monkey.

It's greed, and there's nothing good about it

With all due respect, money is not a resource like bananas Money is something else Regardless, after Marx tyrannized the labor movement into extinction, it was only natural that the stupidity in the other direction would follow: billionaires! We need better, more action-bound theories urgently

Why is that ugly face over here...

Greatest entrepreneur in history creates multiple world changing companies only to be called greedy. No yachts, real estate or car collections. No vacations, works all the time. Your politics are clouding your judgement.

It’s hard to wrap your head around if you have over X money you will have hurt people either accidentally or on purpose. But can you or even should you separate the two. Plus people can start in 1 camp and over time move the other. It takes more nuance but that probably isn’t for social media

And the other monkeys would murder it

Because he worked very hard and provided services that millions of people use on a daily basis. It's not rocket science commie

So true

Most hated man next to trump and Putin

As much as I despise Musk that is a very incomplete analogy.....like.....VERY incomplete.

Elon's defense, now in the form of legal support, to Alex Jones is proof positive, as if we needed any more, than Elon's a sociopath. On a mission to defend the guy who defamed grieving parents of murdered children as "crisis actors", such that they are inundated with threats of violence?? Sick.