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Fuck Starbucks, their coffee sucks anyways. Seattle and Portland have many better local roasters and choices. I would go to BlackRock a million times before Starbucks.

Starbucks sux. oh and register to vote.gov

Note that this alleged statement by Mayor Wilson is from a 'real fake news' site. If she really said it, good for her!

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They had an assist from Stormy Daniels' former attorney, Michael Avenatti.

Fuck Schultz the pos that sold the Sonics to a bunch of Okies. yes FUCK U Starbucks the Union busting shitheads

Don’t drink Starbucks. Help smaller coffee carts

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ok there it is... 😁 correct alt: talking at a *lectern

Get em, Katie!

Supersonics are reason enough to hate them for eternity

Starbucks, the coffee of genocide.

I'll sometimes miss the 90s Starbucks vibe, and then realize - that was 30 years ago!? Welp... times are changing

And she has good taste in coffee. Victrola is great. Cafe Vita, Analog Coffee, too. Vivace is also great. I used to go to the location across from Cal Anderson, back in the day. Sunday paper in hand. I miss those days. There are so many great independent coffee places in Seattle! Starbucks 🤮🤮🤮

The Victrola cup is *chef's kiss*

Well there’s a clue

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Sounds like they made room for their replacement

Yep! I'm a small biz owner too. I promote small biz often!! ♥️😊

Came here to verify sarcastic intent. Left satisfied.

Did u even read it?

Because it’s a satirical news site.

Starbucks is a member of the Grocery Manufacturers Association, a group that challenged Vermont over GMO labeling requirements (along with GMO giant themselves, Monsanto) told me everything I needed to stop buying their coffee. People outside Seattle hate Starbucks too, just FYI.

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I wish she was this witty irl though man

westneat is going to have an aneurism if the sonics return to seattle right after starbucks leaves

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“We may have been unclear. We love Starbucks workers! We despise Starbucks the union busting corporation. Have fun in Tennessee!”

I saw T-shirts in Perth proudly exclaiming “Perth Has No Starbucks." You Aussies take your coffee seriously with having your barista schools.

Same here! I have a French press ☕️ I got second hand. Been using it for probably 20 years. I get coffee beans from an organic market and grind it there. The used grounds go in the compost in our yard.

Awww, she hurt Howie's feewings.

OMG!! This was the apology that every fucked up CEO/Owner needs to get. It is the most inspiring thing I’ve read all day!!!

And Starbucks is investing $100 million in Nashville. Good job mayor, and good-bye to all those jobs.

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lol fuck Howard Shultz

I’ll have a Vente Westneat mocky-yahoo.

do you need volunteer photoshopers? I will volunteer

it’s basically the same here in tennessee. our combined sales tax (state + local) is about 10% PLUS we also tax groceries where washington doesn’t

Yeah, we’ve voted on one several times in my lifetime. They always want to leave a sales tax of 4-5% though.

Lol! Good for her! 😊

What a shit show.

In Canada, anyone with any sense boycotts American businesses as much as they can anyway.

That’s hilarious. Good for her!!

They did it to themselves. It's like the uncle who seems SO cool when your a kid until you grow up and realize he's been stealing money out of your dad's wallet and lying about his job with Nintendo.

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Exactly.