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No way. I'm sticking with President Musk.

IM STAYING IN THE RACE

I ENDORSE AN ONION FOR PRESIDENT

Finally,a major corporate media did!😏

I want to believe

He’s got my vote.

Wtf is the onion and why would you name anything this way😭

You buttheads. You're so rude.

eisenhower 2025

What is an Asa Hutchinson?

If only Kamela will do the right thing.

💙🫶🏼

Don't you guys think you've jumped the gun a bit? I don't know, maybe this will be a Simpson's-like prediction...

Nice timing

You know it's your cue to shrivel in sheer terror once you learn The Onion™ endorsed you.

*Internet Explorer has entered the chat*

Biden 2028!!1

lol ancient trees

Not a day too late…

Considering you make your mark by poking fun at, among other things, stupidity - it seems that Trump will give you far more ammo to work with.

So excited to see what you're planning on doing with info wars.

Too late...😏

‘bout time

Finally

Lmaooo 😂🤦‍♂️

HR 5009 😬

I'll do you one better, RFK Jr. is constantly on the ballot of a random half of the swing states even after he's dead

Really dude

Better late than never! 😎

Millenials Counter With Bipartisan Political Bootcamp "Run For the Future" Bootcamp topics include how to gently oust geriatric incumbents, campaigning for the constitution, and PACs without billionaires.

You could do worse

It takes guts to endorse a Democrat, even six years later.

You crack me up! LOL

I'm Hairy for Kerry

i am also with her<<<

Nah, I think it should be Jimmy Carter.

So sick of hearing people on here fellate Joe Biden. THE MAN BETRAYED US in the single most egregious betrayal of his oath in our countries history. Soldiers die for this country, all he had to do was retire to his oceanfront mansion..the man IS A DIGRACE. HOLD HIM ACCOUNTABLE. OR THEYLL DONOT AGAIN

I'd like to see what William Howard Taft can do for us

Still a better option

He’s got a chance!

Love the signatories, though I can't read half. I choose to believe Steve Hannah is a combination of Steve Irwin and Jack Hanna[h].

This could tip the balance …oh

All #BlueSky & #BlueCrew friends, would you be kind enough to share this so that we might convince Joe to do the right thing before he leaves the building? And if you know the story of the One Starfish...you'll know why this is important. ☮🌈💚 #usa #potus #joebiden www.huffpost.com/entry/leonar...

Phew! I was about to cancel my onion print edition subscription

He would be fine

No they are endorsing him for the 2024 election read the article

let’s get it done joe

😭

Despite Trump's flaws (understatement), the Dems still managed to come across as more dysfunctionally inept. 😎

Oh, what!? But I love Bohemian Rhapsody!

i have some bad news