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DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment https://theonion.com/doj-to-bring-back-firing-squad-as-means-of-entertainment/

I made that cheese and onion sandwich from England that goes viral once a year and I had my British friends talk to me about it

We also found that if Xinjiang were a country, it would have the highest incarceration rate in the world at 1,944 per 100,000 people. China has an incarceration rate of 119 per 100,000 people.

journalism is not dead www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/...

💡 A new Nordic report highlights the potential impacts of AMOC tipping and calls for stronger mitigation, monitoring and preparedness. The report reviews the current state of science on the impacts of a potential AMOC collapse 🧪🌊 pub.norden.org/temanord2026...

me, emotionally writing an essay on the use of force by federal agents: ok but what if i packaged this in the most insane way possible www.theverge.com/policy/86857...

Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.

Oh, wow 🧪 www.science.org/content/arti...

such a beautiful family

why are so many pets named miso

This is bleak reading

In the spirit of Mother’s Day, here’s a clip of Björk two-piecing a reporter who was stalking her and her baby.

THE entire NIOSH engineering group has been fired among most ALL of NIOSH. It is devastating. www.cbsnews.com/news/worker-...

i am like 80% serious when i say that woke is the only thing that kept this country together

Socialites Without Borders Teach Rwandans How To Mingle theonion.com/sociali...

“A Post Mortem on the Gino Case”: “Committing fraud is, right now, a viable career strategy that can propel you at the top of the academic world.” statmodeling.stat.columbia.edu/2025/03/08/a...

For the lecture on ocean circulation, I show my students this sea surface temperature simulation from NOAA/GFDL, where scientists were fired recently. You see the major surface current systems, like the Agulhas current, Brazil current, Gulf Stream, Pacific Equatorial current, and Kuroshio current.

It's all a fucking game to these people.

The mass firing of both new hires and recently promoted senior staff within #NOAA, including mission-critical and life-saving roles at the National Weather Service (#NWS), is profoundly alarming. 1/11

Last Tuesday, I was set to give a talk on 'climate change in the Northeast' at a retirement home but had to cancel due to hourly job threats. After nearly two weeks of overwhelming uncertainty, today it happened. I was fired from my dream of working at NOAA. I'm so sorry to everyone also affected.

Maybe the most illustrative sentence about what’s going on that I’ve read in weeks.

The University of Pittsburgh confirmed Friday that there would be no new Ph.D. offers of admission while Pitt works to understand how reduced federal aid could impact the institution.

‼️The US-based @ipcc.bsky.social technical support unit (TSU) for Working Group 3 Co-Chairs has been terminated, and the US won’t be attending next week’s IPCC meeting where the AR7 chapter outlines will be approved. More by @afreedma.bsky.social here:

www.theverge.com/2025/1/19/24...

what kind of pretentious douche rates movies on 100 point scale on letterboxd

Cows Go Extinct theonion.com/cows-go...

got me and my wifes anniverseary mixed up with 9/11 again. in my defense the numbers are kind o f close together. "Im sorry Toots"

being on bluesky

"In 2023 Elsevier began using AI during production without informing the board, resulting in many style and formatting errors, as well as reversing versions of papers that had already been accepted and formatted by the editors." very innovative, very cool

Man Lies About Having Seen Any Movies At All To Impress Friends theonion.com/man-lies-abo...

This reporting was over a year in the making. Our investigation into how Israel weakened its own internal rules on killing civilians in Gaza, to allow for one of the deadliest bombardments in the 21sr century: www.nytimes.com/2024/12/26/w...

A burgler broke into our home last night and left footprints of white powder. We called the cops and when they came to investigate they screamed “fentanyl” and immediately died. Now there are 20 dead cops in our living room and my family is screaming

Truth nuke:

This is genuinely killing me

The Arrest of Christ, German artist, 1480-1495, 📸 by @1ontapdigital

For most people, international migration means crossing a nearby border, not an ocean

yes

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telling the Benihana chef he's made a powerful enemy today but it's drowned out by laughter as he flicks a 7th shrimp into my shirt pocket