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#foxnews did to our parents what they said #heavymetal and #d&d would do to us 🤘🎲

School meals should be free for everybody. Charging children to eat somewhere they are legally required to be for the entire day is crazy!

Thanks to this lovely nonna, here's a recipe for making the real deal spaghetti alla carbonara. [🍝 nonnasilviofficial] Original post

This scritch was three years in the making #caturday

I hope my favorite Glup Shitto is in this movie… 🍿🪣 #themandalorian #themandalorianandgrogu

Watchdogs say the previous CEO model suspiciously started slowing down immediately after the announcement chaser.com.au/business/app...

If you drive around 30 miles a day and live in a sunny place, @aptera.us's solar EV does not need to be plugged in at all! chooseaptera.com

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Hi, it’s me, Stacy, the lady who ran all of our social accounts, newsletters, etc. before we were shut down. We’ll soon announce our official starting date, and I’ll be sure to share that with you. Meanwhile, I’m psyched to be back to work, helping to get us ready behind the scenes. 🖤💛

I always thought the fake Buddy Holly in The Young Ones looked more like Elvis Costello. #totp

#SendBarronToWar

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#EpsteinWar

Eventually…

Rep. Al Green was holding a sign that reads "Black People Aren't Apes" at the #SOTU:

When it was slow to write code, it was slow to accumulate technical debt. What is it about LLMs that won't result in accumulating technical debt even faster than before?

Kash Patel in 2023: “I’m just saying Chris Wray doesn’t need a government funded G5 jet to go to vacations. Maybe we ground that plane. $15,000 every time it takes off. Just a thought.”

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Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement

Counterpoint: Don’t upload your medical records to any LLM. That’s fucking insane.

Seattle Seahawks decline White House invitation! 💙🏈💚

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I hear this headline in the voice of Troy McClure www.thebulwark.com/p/so-you-lie...

Pardoned insurrectionists commit crimes at a higher rate than immigrants.

“Oh, what a crock-load of mierda—¿qué?—¿qué está pasando? ” said local 43-year-old Randy Hance

Unidos somos América.

What she says…

NEW EPSTEIN SURVIVORS AD: “3 million files still not released — stand with us. Tell AG Pam Bondi to release the files. It’s time for the truth.”

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I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.

#YesWeCan, America, #YesWeCan. We just have to want it badly enough...

Oldham County GOP cuts the mic on Thomas Massie. “I am a congressman. I don’t work for the Speaker of the House, I work for you.” Whatever you think of Massie, this moment explains why his own party despises him. /1

There was a time when the office of the President of the United States stood as a symbol of integrity. Leaders like President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama reminded the country what that standard looks like at its best.

Ten countries have launched investigations related to the released Epstein files. Norway, UK, France, Lithuania, Latvia, Sweden, Australia, North Macedinia, Turkey, Poland. Conspicuously absent is the United States, the epicenter of this scandal. We know why. …

Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats

Just think about the amazing Epstein scoops the new CBS Evening News contributors will have just by interviewing each other.

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.

(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else