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Senate Democrats who vote with Republicans are Republicans

Onion article: Russian bots silent as Democrats destroy their own party.

Those two aren’t leaders. Look to the women to get us out of this shyt.

This exactly!!

Are the Republicans afraid of Trump or do they see this opportunity to break Congress their only hope to control the country? Trump has become a cypher in the shadow of Musk and indeed the shadow Cabinet now running the show. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/14/u...

@schumer.senate.gov SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! Spinless Schumer!

lol

Schumer is a hand wringing COWARD

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Don't follow these grifters.

This is funny because there are none.

Hey @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social WE DO SEE YOU AND THAT YOU CONTINUE TO DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

Oh we see them, and they will not escape if they fund this joke of a CR!

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even freeze…

Your skin has to change color like #ZARTAN for that to work!

They need their asses kicked for what the just did

Somewhere out there, Chuck Schumer is wasting valuable oxygen that the rest of us need to keep breathing.

bull shit, a two faced liar glows in the dark

Sounds about right. Well done, Onion.

My gif of Schumer is more animated than the party rn bsky.app/profile/dist...

It is fucking maddening. I don’t stand with AOC on a lot of her philosophies, however in viewing her recent interview with Jake Tapper on CNN she nailed it. I’m with her.

They are buffoons. Something is missing in their thought processes.

Schumer is the kid here FFS.

He’s the living embodiment of the “protest paddles” Dems brought to Trump’s Nuremberg rally

The feather duster but not wielded by Ip Man youtu.be/z1hLLDMkdlM?...

Yep

This time, this is not a parody.

@schumer.senate.gov HAS NO CLUE HOW TO GOVERN. VOTES FOR BLANK CHECK BILL, GIVING TRUMP TRILLION TO SPEND AS HE LIKES WHILE DECIMATING ALL GOVT OVERSIGHT.

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Shameless Schumer & Jefferies .. they are the bottom of the barrel as far as we the people are concerned

They need to go!!!

Never trust a man in loafers

I hope they get the message. The Democrats cannot capitulate anywhere!

These guys need to grow some balls, or get out of the way.

Pathetic. People actually vote for cowards. What happened to voting for people who are actually like themselves. That’s our country’s problem right now.

Be careful people- all they want is to divide what is already divided.

Onion reporting real news... go figure!!

Satire has been dead for some years now. It's one of the key indicators that the world of today is FUNDAMENTALLY broken...

My god…. The Simpsons, The Onion. Satire is prophetic.

Agreed. A yes vote on cloture is a target on your back for removal. We need proper representation.

Supreme court don't do it, You'll be helping them, The fuhrer; Donald Trump, and The Anti-Christ Elon Musk push there Machiavellian Authoritarianism and Neo Nazism agenda! Hello?

Ladies and Gentlemen, have a nomination for “post of the night “ !! Bravo, I salute you 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👍🏾 (Informative/ Real 💩 + If you don’t follow the people’s will, I see bad things for your political career !! categories)

Oh my god! This this too real to even be funny.

I swear to God, I hope I live to see the day you fuckers reveal yourselves as time travels who've been warning us for DECADES in ways that don't completely wipe the timeline. It must be grueling.

I can always spot a traitor trying to hide in plain sight

A yes vote on the CR from the house will embolden TRUMP/MUSK/PUTIN and cement their hold over congress. Capitulation is never the answer to a dictator. This very well maybe the only chance to make a stand, while they are still weak. A YES will only strengthen them and weaken congress.

@schumer.senate.gov

I really really really miss when you guys were satire

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Omfg. I think they belive if they stand real still they are actually invisible. Sadly the truth is, when they open their mouths they suck all of the hope out of our Democracy.

These two must go. How is it possible that these two think they are doing a good job with 20% approval.

Schumer needs to go!!!

The old guard still believes in peace and justice. Unfortunately that doesn’t seem to be working anymore. We need some new blood in the House.

Actually, he's only 83.

Chuck and Hakeem,

Screw you Schumer, and get the hell out of our way.

Piss 'em off America. Cowards.

EXACTLY

🎥HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Believe me we're noticing those weaklings. No guts no balls. Fuck even Doocy found his balls.

evergreen

I thought this was a comedy channel but there’s way too much truth to this and the results are heading us down the path of destruction. I want more “race of skeleton people unearthed” news.

Not true of all Dems, especially of Amy Klobuchar.

TALK THAT SHIT

Oh we, see them. Wimps...

This is actually accurate.☹️

Idiots.

Looks like these are now the Senators to call BLOW THESE PHONES UP if you can: Hassan (202) 224-3324 Peters (202) 224-6221 Schatz (202) 224-3934 King (202) 224-5344 Shaheen (202) 224-2841 Klobuchar (202) 224-3244
 Rosen (202) 224-6244 Hirono (202) 224-6361

Lol

They both have to stand down. We need leaders with backbone to stand up even when it is difficult. We are not in normal times!

Where is the lie? Bravo.

At least House Dems held the line but one who I hope is not returning in 2027.

Personally I'm ready to abandon ship to the first serious third party that comes along. I'm a prisoner on the Democrat ship so for me it's either a complete reordering of the Dem party or praying on the rise of a new Bull Moose or something similar.

The Onion is struggling a little since the timeline moved beyond parody.

Exactly

I'm starting to believe there's ALOT of Democratic lawmakers all on board with this coup bc this is all about turning America into a apartheid to protect White Supremacy for the next 50 years it's what the Abortion bans are about. #STAYWOKE

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They are blocking our way to fight this horrible Trump war against democracy.. Remove Them.. TRAITORS

Isn’t the union supposed to do satire?

It would be funny if it wasn’t so fucking true.

Grow a pair

We just wish they would STAND BACK and gtfo out of our way!

It’s working!!

Fuck that guy, though

They're perfecting the art.

Mild editorial suggestion: “Feckless Democratic Leaders …”

SAY NO, NO, NO, FUCKING-WELL NO to the RepubliCROOKS!

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 It’s called “upchuck” for a reason! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Chuck’s face will be on every bar’s dart board if he votes yes! Better vote NO Chuck!

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Corrupt political duopoly.

I guess I’m entitled to other people’s opinions of what’s funny and what isn’t? Whatever. The Onion used to be Hilarious- now it’s tame and dull. If you like it, bully for you. 💤

Hugely disappointed in Chuck Schumer …really letting democracy down in this cowardly back peddling from standing up to this government takeover😫😫😫

It's time to take over the Democratic party. Those silent and caving in to Nazis must go. Quit, walk away or we will x you.

I rather see them standing still than them voting with the opposition as @schumer.senate.gov is doing, shameful

I want to laugh, but it’s too true

@schumer.senate.gov

The plan is working.

#ChuckSchumerisMAGA #ChuckSchumerSucks

meow

When my little sister was about four years old, she would stand and say that she closed her eyes and was invisible and that we couldn’t see her. It didn’t work for her either.

☹️🤨😡

Democratic Senators are ignoring their constituents and voters are furious. If the D-Senate passes the Musk/trump regime CR bill there will be a mass revolt by D-voters. We got into this mess when D-voters did not go to the polls in 24. No more advocacy. no more donations. Fight damn it.

The fuck is Jeffries there for, he whipped his Reps to vote no. He got the job done in more difficult circumstances than Schumer. This mess is all on Chuck.

Schumer and Jeffries, what complete losers! They cower in the corner, terrified of annoying maga in any way. Yo, Chuck! The American people are fully aware of what a government shutdown means. Some will blame the Dems, but most will stand with you. Quit being such a coward and do your fucking job!

Democrats need to stop being such wimps - Take control of the narrative - stop being just reactive - act before all hope of correcting this ridiculous take over is given up. Take CONTROL Of THE NARRATIVE AWAY FROM TRUMP and the REPUBLICANS.

Words cannot fully describe the weakness on full display. As a registered Democrat my level of pissed off is beyond volcanic. Schumer needs to resign.