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Please don't use AI art.

This is brave. I like it, but wow man... hope you guys are still here in a few weeks or months.

More than one of them are fully erect while watching.

And the Democrats write a strongly worded speech as Trump strangles THEIR loved ones.

Any day now …….😱

I'm sure Susan Collins is concerned.

Cheering him on, while kissing his ass and give him a reach around, mumbling “TRUMP IS SO NICE, HE’S GIVING YOU A FREE SCARF!!”

Is this satire? I can't tell anymore

Not believeable. There is no one any of them love besides themselves!

Hmm not sure taco could with those tiny hands 😁.

They are silently rejoicing - the see it as a benevolent form of euthanasia. Passage of #MadKing47 BBB would leave them with crippling medical costs for sick family members. Now they’ll have a little extra cash to buy $Trump stablecoin.

You act like the Dems wouldn't also just sit there watching. The most we get out of most of them is a strongly worded disapproving tweet.

Oh, come on, at least write believable satire. Do you think that fuckin spineless fossil could muster the strength to strangle anyone? They seem more afraid of Mike Johnson than fuckin Rump, tbh.

With this ReTHUGlican party,why would anyone think that this scenario wouldn’t be within the realm of possibility?The only thing these clowns haven’t done yet is drink the poisoned kool-aid,like Jim Jones suicide pack of groupies!But time could prove that scenario prescient with these sycophants!🤔🤞😁

While almost anyone else is repulsed by this image, Trump probably loves this picture. He really is that sick.

I don't know if we can call them Lawmakers anymore... They're not making. They're breaking.

Its only right

Not with those tiny little hands

Schumer will come to the rescue. Like he did with the tariffs

There is a grain of truth in this. How far will GOP legislators go to stay in complete control instead of engaging in bipartisan politics? Pretty GD far.

Ha that's funny. People with hearts of stone don't have loved ones.

The onion is getting more real everyday. I was believing it until I scrolled back up and saw their name. Well done.

Schumer is going to write a letter asking some very strong questions.

GOP lawmakers have loved ones?

You expect us to believe that they have loved ones?

Bullcrap. No one in the GOP loves anything but themselves, power, & money.

If that's what it takes to get my BBB through Congress, then they have only themselves to blame.

Susan Collins is concerned, but she needs more information before making a decision.

Accurate!

did they applaud?

Now this is too far out there. Democrats are watching silently too.

Yeah. This will pass. Just keep your head low and complement him if he notices you.

Back to bed.

Fake News! GOP lawmakers love no one...

remind us of your love

Next year - just watch I’m calling it now: Registered Democrat? Good luck getting a government job. Good luck getting a small business loan. Good luck collecting social security. Think I’m joking? ICE is the gestapo - right now it’s brown people. By the end of this year, it’ll be Democrats.

Sorry Mom, the voters have spoken.

This would never happen. His hands are too small and weak to get a proper grip. Do better, Onion.

He's much too weak to do that.

This is the winning post! Literally laughed out loud!

It's funny because republicans are feckless traitors.

And they's STILL applaud and wear red neckties in solidarity

This is dark but we live in dark times. I imagine in real life, some republicans would actually allow Trump to physically hurt their families! Perhaps RFK will get their first though.

Today’s GOP “This is what happens when an organization takes its leadership cues from the legacy of David Koresh and Jim Jones,” remarked former Georgia GOP chair John Watson. www.rawstory.com/georgia-gop-...

You have no idea how close to the truth that might feel by what we’ve been seeing lately

Oh please, he’s way to lazy and weak for that. He would have Goebbels, I mean Miller do that.

"Cant believe the libtards would make him murder those people."

Nah, he's too weak and cowardly to do anything close up. - GOP Lawmakers lead their sorta loved ones, into the room where Krusty Noem & Pete Kegsbreath sacrifice them for Trump.

Effing brilliant

I’m sure it’s crossed his mind on numerous occasions. Just to test their loyalty.

Can I be next?

The joke here is that the real #Krasnov couldn't choke a chicken with his spindly atrophied noodle arms.

Collins is concerned

"...while killing off their families in cold blood might not be entirely proper, it was certainly not an impeachable offense, no matter how the media tried to spin it."

Now don't go giving him ideas... 😏

Please don’t give him ideas.

"Thank you sir, such a masterful display of power!"

With hardly a *gasp*

Then they will tell you you aren’t REAL maga if you don’t enjoy watching him do it

Republicans applaud Trump's "bold move."

It had to be done.

Good point.

It’s the only way Ted Cruz can get hard.

This is a real headline from today’s NY Times. You guys didn’t write it, but you might as well have.

I could actually see that happening, and it would be Biden's fault...

You guys hit the nail on the head. These GOP enablers care nothing for any of us, not even those they pretend to love.

How's he manage that with tiny baby hands?

Honestly, I just can't believe he would do this without congressional approval.

As if he had the finger length or grip strength.

😹 💯

Not sure it doesn’t also affect apply to most Democrats

Articles like this and others sent to lawmakers. Tim is doing his bit

🤣 👍

Still funny. Doing great work. Hope same for you

This isn’t really a stretch, is it? Lyin’ Ted Cruz reveres The Lame Duck even after he ridiculed the looks of his wife.

Trump could kill and eat his supporters’ grandchildren in front of them and they would be flattered.

Hopefully it's soon 😆

"Why would Joe Biden do this?!" -GOP

I hope this does not prove prophetic.

Ooooo. I like the Dark Onion.