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Not to change the subject but I thought of you when I saw this.

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I think he’s probably going back to Jersey where he lives.

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The best part? HE gets to keep the money.

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But pigeons never stay bought

Finally, a politician who’s actually delivering breadcrumbs to the people. 🐦💸

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Will Be The Next Mayor Of New York City

Thanks for the laugh!

They'd rather be bribed than poisoned!

If you look closely, you can see Tom Homan lurking in the bushes behind him.

He was probably poisoning the “rats with wings” as he calls them

Ah yes the "everybody is evil so nobody should have standards" argument. Maybe consider holding people accountable and there will be less issues. Or consider that he's so bad that he got in trouble even on the politician scale.

But also for the record let's pretend I was brought up on fraudulent charges and openly extorted by the government, for example. Wasn't what happened here but let's say it anyway. I still wouldn't because then they'd be able to hold it over me forever. I'd rather serve unfair time and sue later.

As the old saying goes....the game is the game. It's not right, but it's not new and it's not going anywhere. Bro did what he had to do and I ain't mad at him.

Another “got away with it” criminal.

hark! i just laffed = i remembered how! thx!

Want to go to Turkey?😁

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Ok, this is funny…😂

I wonder, is he listening to Tom Lehrer's Poisoning Pigeons in the Park?

That’s what pigeons are for.

When they try to bride with the wrong currency -

If you feed the rats, they'll protect you from the aggressive pigeons.

Lmao

I so rarely laugh out loud this hard at things I see online, give the writer of this headline a raise lmao

Stool pigeon

Not a single Good Feathers gif? Fixed that for you.

I LOVE THE ONION

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youtu.be/LmmoO6bMfGQ?...

What a ridiculous headline

What? No turkeys?

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Adams looks so content! 😄

Omfg

Is he unemployed? Unemployment won't be available due to government shut down causes by Maga terrorists organization

Well, to be fair, at least it's not $50,000 a bag for bird seed.

They're the condors of New York.

Poisoning Pigeons in the Park - Tom Lehrer

eric adams should be kept far away from ALL living things

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*extorting pigeons

Ryan, Jeffries makes me sick these days. I just can't quite put my finger on as to why, tho....

"All the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon When we're poisoning pigeons in the park" -- Tom Lehrer

At first I thought this said “sugar-free Eric Adams” and was soooo confused 😅😅😅

hey hey hey the pigeons wouldnt take that sucker's money

He’s probably been promised something that would be beneficial to him.

I thought that this Adams guy was the Turkish Ambassador to the City of New York?

His sandwich wrapper had these bills in it.

But does he have 50k worth of seed?

He got kicked out of the zoo for getting too cozy with the Turkeys.

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Even they are shunning him

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Probably poisoning them.

Where is the picture with Pigeons sitting on the bench and bribing Adams?

The cowboy boots really sell it. Ron DeSantis stylist.

we had a deal !

A+

That's not a bribe, that's a gratuity, Pidgie.

He could do more interesting stuff with corvids 🤔

Bribing is not the word in the song

Doesn't he have some jail time to serve?

They’re Turkish pigeons.

You know first stop is always Butterball

Stop spreading libel against Adem Bey

In Eric’s defence he is normally on the receiving end of the bribes so it is nice to see his personal growth

Even the pigeons don't want his no good nuts🤣🤣

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He usually takes the bribes tho

🤣 perfect.

No chips?

He does seem pretty relaxed.

paging @rosemarymosco.com! alert! pigeons mentioned!

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