Smoking Hare

"Carpet bomb them all". Speaking to The Guardian at an event ahead of Israel’s elections, a young Israeli woman called for Palestinians to be forcibly displaced from the Gaza Strip, saying they should be killed if they cannot be removed.

I hope Albertans vote no on the independence referendum because if they end up becoming an american state it's going to look fucking ridiculous

"So what kind of music are you into?" "I listen to a personalized feed of AI generated noise that algorithmically targets dopamine triggers in my brain 😌"

This fucking painting. The face of the screaming man absolutely haunted me, I was scared for days afterwards every time I saw it

I snort laughed beer

My week in pictures

Don’t worry. Abigail wants you. She’s always wanted you.

It couldn't be going worse Keith would be the name of my band's first album, if I had a band, which I don't, because things couldn't be going worse Keith

The Onion getting my ass yet again

Hm, I went on vacation and turns out I'm a loser here too. I think I'd like a refund

It's like running into a dingy dive bar and yelling "HEADS UP, THIS PLACE ISN'T DOING AS WELL AS THE BAR AT THE W HOTEL IN TIMES SQUARE" Like ok well the W doesn't let you do coke bumps by the garnishes, what are we talking about here

Would love to!

me and podcasts

Writing comics in the 50s was easy mode. It's the same in every field. You look at experimental psychology and people built an entire career off of proving that people like good things better than bad things, and that the colour blue "feels colder" than red

This post is gonna see a lot of use in the coming weeks

I've had a couple of beers so I'm finally brave enough to say it: The Amazing Digital Circus was mid as fuck, from start to finish

Jerks

You deserve to be a freak in peace and one day you’ll fucking get it.

But you didn't have to CUT ME OFF

I'm gone for one day and now my timeline is all shrimp-discourse?

Starmer wasn't elected on his own merits so much as conservatives were rejected, people were sick of Tory shit and he came along and did more of the same Tory shit people had already rejected, it's painfully obvious why he's so despised. "But he's a centrist!" CENTRISM IS NOT A VIRTUE, GOODNIGHT!

Ed. One of my all time favourite shows, produced by David Letterman and launching the careers of so many well known actors. It is also impossible to rewatch, partly because it's un-searchable, but more importantly because they couldn't afford the music licensing rights and thus never released on DVD

Quote-post with a more cringe picture, I dare you. I truly don't think you can. Your great grandchildren still won't be able to in 100 years. This is the ultimate cringe artifact and I call on everyone to try to beat it

Obsessed with this 1735 illustration of hammerhead sharks from Japan

A post exclusively for my fellow Swedes: "Valår"

Lol as an outsider you gotta love the Turkmenistanification of the US

Last week Quark spent 3 days at the vet for acute gastroenteritis, but he's thankfully doing a lot better now ❤️ Poor thing lost a lot of weight and was so exhausted when I brought him home (left). He's finally starting to get back to his normal self after a week of cautious feeding and drinking