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Fuckerman. That piece of shit may need consequences applied.

Fetterman didn't surrender. He jumped at the opportunity to lick the boot.

Should have been Malcom Kenyetta 😩

ICE goons in SOTU. Shame bsky.app/profile/sham...

Bizarro world Nick Miller

Who gives a fk?

He’s pro genocide. What’s more Democratic than that?

All the easier to make 'satirical' gross generalizations with.

🤣🥂

It works because Fetterman has surrendered from being a Democrat

You beat me to it!!

Fetterman basically always does lmao.

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ah, that's the photo for the boxes of "Oops! All Morons"

friggin eunuchs

Fetterman I’m pretty sure is wearing a “make America great again” hat at this point.

I’m stunned that performative idiot isn’t in his hoodie.

Fuck @johnfetterman.com yep I’ll tag the traitor. We all supported you when the GOP attacked you and you ended up a turncoat MF. Can’t wait until you lose

Fetterdouche isn’t a Democrat. He’s a lying piece of shit with a broken brain.

You found my Temu Shrek doll!

Onion, you're supposed to be satire, I think you're getting confused.

I can't explain why because I know this is a real photo taken by a real human but this man looks AI generated. He is not ensouled.

Fuck Fetterman

i don't think that one's a democrat, tim onion

I see he dressed up so he could make a fool of himself. Did you bring your kneepads John?

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The Onion speaking truths, as always

Time to start calling him F.A.T.S.O. Fetterman Always Totally Surrenders, Obviously.

Fuck Fetterman

Not far from the truth

This

Strange and sad rather than ironic. The image The Onion chose to make their satirical point is a Democrat by registration only. Certainly, Fetterman is not a team player, notwithstanding the label he had tattooed on his ass in a psychotic moment.

No but it’s true

That goon is definitely not a democrat.

That one sure as hell is.

GOPers and Lurch all sucking up to him🤮, one even said Freebird should have been played during it.😂

Surrender to the dirty dollars.

He gave up long ago.

That's not a Democrat--is that the satire you intended?

Did he sit with the democrats WHY

this one wears kneepads

Fetterman out there doing the hard work of proving the relationship between brain damage and conservatism

That's Uncle Fester, man.

Holy shit this is gold

Some days John Fetterman is "The Democrats", other days Zohran Mamdani is "The Democrats"... which one is it? I can't keep the narrative straight!

Not real. Fedderman wore a workout hoodie and shorts to SOTU (I'm guessing). Came directly from the gym with no shower.🤪🤣

they might as well have good lord, show some spine 😐

The picture doesn't fit the story. It's Senator Fetterman.

He’s not a dem anymore since he also got a brainworm

Willing to settle for the far more apropos Budd Dwyer.

Fuck Fetterman Bitch

@fetterman.senate.gov getting roasted on every level.

That would be hilarious if the guy pictured were actually a democrat.

No shorts and hoodies

Surrenderman!

Astonishing SOTU - watching in disbelief as Democrats started to join in the enthusiasm after Trump scolded them for not standing for people devastated by left-wing violence and soft-on-crime policy like Erika Kirk and poor Iryna Zaretska's mother Towards the end almost everyone was on their feet.