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Change 'Women' to 'Minnesota Somalis' and it's an accurate headline from just yesterday.

Incels R Us

Under his eye.

Are you subbing for NPR now? bsky.app/profile/npr....

They know what they did!!! And soon we will too!!!

Some of them have been driving while having a uterus. 😁

Sooner or later women will be animal food, like Soylent green.

But "Not All Men," of course... 🙄

Why only ALL women ? Why are unborn women not being investigated? There are dead women that were never investigated and most are commies.

Sadly, this very, very close to being "not satire".

Are you real news now? Gilead is here right now, Praise Be. 💔😢

Is this a female body inspector joke?

don't give the bastards any ideas!

Ermagherd VaginaGate

😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I mean...we are pretty sus

They're kinda telling the whole truth 😅💔

Finally. I've got several ex-girlfriends for the prime suspect list.

Yes, but who will guard the guards?

Might as well…women will fix that sh!t pronto

Damn, they're onto us

I guess they decided that it was too much work narrowing down the investigation to only the ones that Trump might have sexually assaulted (or did).

evidence: bitches just be like that

it would be insane if it weren't true

Sadly, only rich fat white guys can break the law :(

Let's not give them any ideas, ok?

This is true I was women

There is no way to tell the difference anymore ...

Not since 2016

The ONLY slightly silver lining to their relentless transphobia is that trans women will be exempt. But of course trans men will be at the top of the list. 😡

This will probably be the one time the GOP treats trans women as women.

Next: the children.

What is wrong

DoJ launches investigation into everyone who is not bribing Trump.

Satire <-> Reality Reality <-> Satire It’s getting so difficult to tell the difference anymore.

Don’t give them any ideas.

Really??????? If true, that's fkn stupid beyond comprehension.

If they could, tho?

WITCH HUNT!!!

The church found out we can shapeshift

The fact that this reads like a plausible headline in 2024 says everything about where we are as a society. Makes you wonder how satire even functions when reality keeps outpacing it.

Uhhh that sounds like a DEI. Throw the book atem

Fuck they're on to us!

@theonion.com - please stop suggesting ideas to Trump and his gov of crooks 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂!!! Comedy has left the building for them.

Now you’re just giving them ideas

They didn’t start one last year?

The Onion became a straight news source so gradually.

Witch trials revisited