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The US was not prepared for how much the Scots and English can drink.

Gonna need a bigger gun lad.

He’ll realize soon enough that shotgun would be more useful on himself.

If Americans think Budweiser is an adequate brew, I wonder what they make of Tennant's Extra when visiting?

as soon as they see it's Budweiser they'll disperse

Throw some out to distract them! Run!

The British fans stampeding the Long John Silvers was just as bad.

They consider American beer to be piss water, though.

Budweiser? That's not beer.

Was the obituary posted?

I think I saw a documentary about this once

As Frankie Boyle said, “imagine trying to bring religious war to Glasgow? You’re about four hundred years too late, and you’re amateurs, you don’t even have your own football team.”

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Gl...

These are the people who so scared the Roman army that Emperor Hadrian built a wall to keep them out of the Empire.

John Smeaton. ‘This is Glasgow; we'll set about ye’

You said beer. That's Budweiser.

Doubt that Buttwiper is a potential target.

That one is very very fucking possible! 🤣

Folks are being cruel about Budweiser, but you always need a cheap'n'nasty to make shandy for the littlies. They don't know the difference until they're at least 4!

pale skinned and clammy, arms outstretched and stilted walking, moaning 'beeer, beeer beeer'....

If it’s Budweiser, they must be desperate Scotland fans. They’d drink pretty much anything else before they’d touch that. A shotgun isn’t going to be enough.

Surely one of the fans would gently approach and say something like "You alright there? Will you take a wee dram?"

Because they know he only has 5 shots, and they outnumber the bullets thousands to one. He'd be better off abandoning the truck and letting the insurance handle the rest.

I know. I'm British. Just jokes.

Love in a fucking canoe.

Pretty weak for The Onion.

Best surrender. Trust me on this one.

He very well should be trembling. That’s the Tartan Army. Only thing that might stop them is Bud Light.