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That's America for ya

The race was cut short due to gun related violence.

The patriarchy smothered the woman in onions but that wasn't enough so they have ketchup literally holding her back

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Moment of Silence Holds Third-Place In Race Wins This Year

So, Joey finally bit the big one.

These are condiments, ghoul.

A Cleveland institution

I put a grand on Onion winning

Local fairs be like

Why haven't they ever added a ring bologna to these races? That something I could get behind.

Did Joey Chestnut die?

So, what? - someone's upset that they were done in the wrong order?

This reminds me of this one time in school when one of the special needs kids died and they mentioned it on the morning announcements and immediately followed it up with the joke of the day. My one friend was ungodly pissed

At least Pop Tarts know how to have a celebration of life.

This has to be real

TWO THREE FOUR

Are we having bun yet?

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Keep going, Red! Stick at it! I'm sure you can ketchup!

#ketchupsucks

The last sentence in his will. It was his final, most essential command.

I don’t think after would have been any better, maybe during?

Moment of Silence Followed by Peppy Organ Rendition of "I Can Make Your Hands Clap"

You've kind of described most Royals games this year.

Hot Dog Race followed by moment of silence. 😔

Not conforming to the gender “hot dog”?