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You got a friend in jail.

I La!

Weirdly all the same song

This is what AI wants to take from you.

I thought that was Bernie Sanders for a sec

**piano riff randy Newman voice: The ACE of spa-a-Ades

Funny

Here comes the Mods!

Someone just blasting his greatest hits album in the break room, lol.

10,000 Randy Newman songs? Even the NPCs are going to start complaining about the soundtrack before getting run over. At this point, GTA VI isn't a crime simulator. It's a hostage situation with a piano.

I wasn't going to play it but damnit I'm in now

I guess there are a lot of short NPCs

This would increase my likelihood of playing by 10,000%.

With future hit tracks like “I Love to get Laid (while doing crime,”) and of course “Shot People (got no reason for bodies.”)

I’m shocked that nothing from Trouble in Paradise is on there, anywhere.

It'll also feature this song

I love how Vice City was just basically the soundtrack from Scarface, lol

This mission but with Gary Newman.

only 10,000? guess he's busy with other projects 🤣

The most nasally voice you’ve ever heard: “Jason and Lucia… stealing cars! Trying to shake the cops…” (repeats for seven minutes)

That's a small percentage of his overall catalog.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

@jasonschreier.bsky.social you’ve been scooped

so thats where hes been

"I only know 5 chords!"

Left foot, right foot, left foot....

This is the only thing that would get me to play it

That would be the only game I'd pay 90 bucks for!

youtu.be/8bfyS-S-IJs?...

That's it? It has been 13 years. Newman lazy as hell

WHY IS THIS A JOKE TO THESE PEOPLE 🥲

Absurdity isn’t always humor.

It's a jungle out there, disorder and confusion everywhere. 😏

finally, a wanted level you can sing along to

It's about time Randy got the recognition he deserves 👍

That could make the game better

This is a nice breath of fresh air, an Onion article where real life isn't quite this ridiculous yet and you don't need to make sure it isn't "real" news.

I will take, "Sentences that I have never heard and will never hear again for 500" Jennings.

instant buy

The Onion never misses, 10,000 Randy Newman tracks on repeat is GOTY material

I might actually buy the game if this were the case

Black president, White president, I don't care. Just scoop me up some doo doo And I'll be right there

Bro just dropped the lead single for GTA VI: The Musical 😂