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Vivek Ramaswamy seeks to take political advantage of the fact that his opponent was raped as a child. But to his credit, unlike many other Republican politicians, he was not personally the rapist in question.

They should invent a constant that isn’t change

Fredposting

“you have not lived until a guy in a posh accent weirdly aggressively threatens to strand you in iceland”

A little friend visits 😺

Look goddamnit It's entirely possible To eat a plum And not make a poem about it The one I just ate Wasn't even in the Goddamn refrigerator Or anything Sometimes a plum Is just a plum You can just eat it And go on with your life WHAT Why are you looking at me What'd I do now (looks) oh GODDAMNIT

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it

the fact that a billionaire can randomly throw $100,000,000 into a campaign against taxing the rich seems like the best argument yet they can afford it

They openly admit their election crimes & are actively doing everything they can to undermine & outright steal the Midterm Elections. Any surprise he fired the remaining members of the Election Assistance Commission? He knows if he loses he's headed for a 3rd Impeachment & an orange jumpsuit. 🤞 👍

More like the Infecting Pool...

"Nobody has ever seen before" - yeah, nobody has ever seen the imaginary auto plants

you know it's getting real bc i have deployed the only album I can work to (Random Access Fhqwhgads) and if you chuckled, I know *exactly* how old you are

they should hire an 18 year old to play bond so we don’t have to do this again for another forty years

Please stop destroying the world, I was using that

Michigan Avenue right now.

end credits of Veep energy

I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him. I'm talking about something very different. Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired. Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to. But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿‍♂️

I’m so glad woke is dead. It was annoying having to be considerate of others and occasionally get yelled at online when I offended someone. I much prefer a post-woke society where private businesses get yelled at by government officials for changing a font and the military is stationed in US cities.

It's some bullshit that they named it "The Golden Bachelor" instead of "Statin Island" and whatnot.

oh goddaaaaaaamn

Oh.

Sen. Ossoff: Who out there in the American public is sitting at home demanding that we shut down cancer research and Alzheimer's research?

Everyone believes that theirs is the only job in the world that AI will never be able to do and Andreessen is no exception

Among the people that Trump names in this executive order are radical catholic pacifist Dorothy Day and Woody Guthrie, who famously wrote a song criticizing Trump‘s racist landlord father. trumpwhitehouse.archives.gov/presidential...

Donald Trump is deporting legal US residents to a foreign gulag, and he has stated publicly that he is moving on to citizens next. This is a Constitutional crisis. Will a single Republican stand up for our Constitution?

talked to someone at one of the top italian tailoring firms. they plan on moving manufacturing to the US. said that generations of italian tailoring skill and culture can probably be transported to boise, idaho. expect flawless transition by monday.

okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line

“The rich are protected by the law but they’re not bound by it. The poor are bound by the law but they’re not protected by it.” — Scott Galloway

The GOP COVID Committee report is wild. The virus is a Chinese bioweapon designed by Fauci ... and it was so mild that the US should have taken zero precautions ... and Democratic governors didn't take enough precautions ... and we should have let everyone get it. oversight.house.gov/release/fina...

This pointless stunt by Cory Booker is accomplishing nothing but drawing attention to the Trump administration’s wrongdoing and delaying the work of the Senate and energizing the Democratic base and, wait, hang on, let me come in again

wow Elons grandpa was a complete nutcase who moved to South Africa to help build apartheid www.cbc.ca/newsinteract...

old aphorism 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚞𝚙 𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚙𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎 which is not to say the crime wasn't impressively stupid too