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Dear god a shark in an f‐18 sky shark!

The orcas are going to have an air force soon

What if it's something smart, like an octopus or dolphin?

I read a short story about exactly this!

I’m thinking the somehow still employed captain of the Truman is a white dude.

🤣🤣🤣

Are we just ignoring the Orca's ongoing war with Yachts?? The US is providing material support to the whales.

😂

Octopus could. They're aliens, and smart.

And when that day comes...

Pilot fish do exist.... 😱

Little mermaid but instead of silverware it's military hardware.

Hopefully they'd only use them to target the people littering their oceans.

This whole thread is golden

Orca Force One

Get in the fighter jet, Nemo

An octopus rolling up like this

They won't. An octopus might.

The coral is gonna nuke us and we deserve it

Statistically they eventually will, and at the current rate the Navy is dumping f/a-18s it won’t be that long

Pretty sure the orcas have this well in hand #TeamOrca

OH NO

they're about to become MOST CONCERN

It's over.

Yeah but they only have personal pilots license for prop engines and light aircraft. Now if a whale could I be a pilot…

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Is the count now 3 or still 2?

open.spotify.com/track/7nOP4b...

It'll be an octopus who puzzles it out. Just wait.

True.

Fish are flying already...

Fish Tom: "OH MY GOD! That... shouldn't... happen! Planes shouldn't be coming in the water, that isn't fair! Okay... restart the mission, restart the mission."

I think there are some crabs who could figure it out, let’s not count crustaceans out just yet…

Like what are we gonna do, shoot it down? Back into the sea?

Australia just paid, up front, for F35's! How stupid is that!

He thanks you for the aircraft

4 hermit crabs just got the best houses

The orcas will strafe

oh!!

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🤞 the orcas figure it out

It’s the Orcas you have to worry about.

Orcas assemble!

Worry about the Octopuses instead, they have 9 Brain's=smarter than 50% of America.

It's not fish you need to worry about...it's the octopi!

Uh-oh

One of them is gonna get a gill full of jet fuel.

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I surmise that one or more of our adversaries is trying to raise one of the aircraft, take it home, and reverse engineer it. They won't be playgrounds for fish much longer.

If they learn to fly it we deserve whatever happens

Dog(fish)fight, is this anything?

It's not the fish. It's the penguins you need to worry about. They have reasons to hate.

Dw, it would lose to the advanced stealth technology and thrust vectoring of the F 22. It woods put up a good fight tho :3

Two fish are in their tank. The first turns to the other fish: You take the guns, I will drive!

It’s like the worst possible whalefall

Sharks in a Plane

Rumor has it the Black Sea Orcas are already making repairs to the Russian fleet that Ukraine sank.

we have to win every time. the stupid fish only have to win once.

Four of them! That's 300 million literally down the drain! What's going on in the military besides being run by a DEI (Didn't Earn It) Drunk?

One of em might drift up into the rocket fuel plume and become super fast.

Or worse, covert it into a water submersible, then we're truly screwed

Tired: fish tanks Wired: fish fighter jets

My understanding is that Scientology can help

Seeing the future of 9/11 and seeing fish

I, for one, welcome the new Orca Air Force.