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Now we just need to find that damn potted plant he's been hiding behind. Can't lose if they can't see ya

Where in the World is Tom Kean?

I wonder if he even bothered voting for himself

Someone tell him, I guess.

Next up! The invisible man is the the GOP nominee for the 4th district of Alabama!

So, this guy has clearly calculated that revealing the "medical issue" he's dealing with has a greater probability of hurting his reelection chances than just straight up disappearing for months. So, drugs?

Wonder how he reacted from his coffin

The zombie nominee

Next up ... The invisible man is the GOP candidate in Alabama 4th district.

Gonna put a milk carton on the debate stage?

Awwww, he has such a punchable face!

let me fix this for you

bsky.app/profile/jojo...

And not one Republican bothered to try to primary him?....was this some gentlemen's agreement or what.

His victory party is being held in the county morgue.

How many people voted?

Jfc

....to be fair, he literally ran in an uncontested race....🤷‍♂️😂

They'll create an AI version and he'll serve his two years.

representin da Pine Barrens

Tom Kean Jr, the Where’s Waldo of the US Congress 🫩