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My coworker's pet mini pig escaped in the middle of the night. She was awakened by a phone call from the local convenience store reporting her pig was in their store, coerced to remain there by powdered sugar donuts. Piggy's face was covered in white powder when she arrived to pick him up.

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We may need a new tier-rating system for dogs like Max. This is a PhD in dog right here

so how much time between first tasting the burrito and his escape to go back? how long has he been plotting this?

Who hasn’t had that hankering for a burrito in the middle of the night? 😂😂

There's food-motivated, and then there's Max.

Max's buddy who made him walk 5 miles to get a burrito because because

I’m sold. I want to buy the Max breakfast burrito.

Oh Max you crazy kid

Priorities

Good boy Max!

I hope he got his burrito

This is some great advertising for those burritos!

Something similar happened to me like four years ago. Mono, one of my dogs snuck out and went to a park four miles away uphill where he had played with some bitches once. (Sorry for the lousy photo)

I love Max, and I'm told my pyres would love to join him for a breakfast burrito next time, though they are a little young to be very patient.

I luv Max💙

She was very well known in downtown Seattle.

How did Max "sneak out?" He could've been injured or killed. He could've gone missing and died from dehydration and/or starvation. Keep your dogs safe, people.

Absolutely no shade whatsoever. He needed that burrito and made it happen.

OMG... I love this story!!!!! Go Max!!! Must have been just that delicious!

Dogs bruh.

Who among us hasn't thought about going out in the middle of the night for a burrito? Max just followed through. Way to go! (Glad he made it the 5 miles in one piece, though. Those roads can be treacherous in the middle of the night.)

Hey, we’ve all had those cravings…

Too funny!😂

Great story!!!

Pyrenees are amazingly driven dogs

We’ve all been there, Max. Respect 🫡

Good thing for gps!

On the first day i adopted my great dane he escaped his kennel & jumped into a police cruiser 1/2 mile away at the store. The guy left his door open so Murray thought he was offering to take him for a ride. I had to go to the jail to get him. It was hysterically funny. We all got a good laugh.

Seems the logical solution. Really there is no other choice.

INNOCENT

sometimes one just NEEDS a middle of the night breakfast burrito it's just natural

@scalzi.com for sure

Max is now my power animal

WHERE IS THIS PLACE? I must have that burrito! Although I'd probably want some hot sauce with it.

The YEARNING

Shoulda been a TACO.

2 hours there, 5 hour wait… it’s like he journey to Best Buy to await the new Zelda release!

What GOOD BOY!

Those must be some really good burritos.

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Legend

I’d be so mad but impressed if my dog did this. Good job Max!

That must have been a very good burrito

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If this baby is having to walk 5 miles to get a snack, someone is not giving enough snacks! He looks like a very good boy and I'm sure he deserves them!

17000 steps or 8500 steps in human steps

Once is a pattern. Ask any dog.

Matt!!! We need to know if he got a breakfast burrito! The people demand an update!

Good boy! Smart boy, Max. My husband’s family dog Rosie used to visit the bakery across the road. Dogs. They’re just like us. But better.

He looks like either a Pyrenees or a Kuvasz, and they're hard enough to tell apart that I can't quite guess.

I hope that burrito was worth it!!😆

That’s no fair, dogs do double the steps.

🤣😅😂

Goes on a 5 hour walk. Then goes back to the store every few minutes to see if they've opened yet

But did he get his hard-earned burrito?

Good use case for a gps collar.

#Priorities in life. I wish I had mines well stablished at 45yo, like he sure does have his. ❤️

I would do the same. 😂

Here's my question, though. Did he walk those 5 miles with his person before, or did this dog map a walking route after visiting the burritos via automobile?

Max: Patient enough to wait for the store to open once he arrives Max: Not patient enough to wait for his morning walkies with his human

He's just hungry

If you're peckish, you're peckish.

That's a great Pyrenees innit. They're determined like that!

well, with all those steps, he earned his burrito

Yum, yum, breakfast burrito! youtu.be/prPjpwsGiws?...

Wow! That’s a craving!

Oh, Max 😍

All the burritos he wants.

that pose on the floor while giving side eyes are the great pyrenees secret weapon "You're not mad at me, I'm mad at you trying to be mad at me"

Max has No Regerts!

We all are a little bit of Max, he just lives it honestly

Nothing in a breakfast burrito is good for a dogs dietary needs.

when you get a craving, you get a craving!! I understand Max♥♥

The Alt-text for the side eye photo is perfect! 🤣

Am I Max? This sounds like me. Kindred spirits I guess

Walked 5 miles for a breakfast burrito. Must be a hell of a burrito. lol

That's a hard worker. When I was a youth our family dog remembered that he once got a bone treat at a drive through. He would hop up on my driving parent's lap every single time he heard the sound of a drive through speaker.

the young man made it happen captain

My dog once got a biscuit from a driver delivering us a package. Now she sits nicely for all delivery drivers and the postman waiting for her treat. She is very disappointed if they aren't carrying treats for dogs 😕

Baddest 🐶

Pyrenees gonna Pyrenees 💙

Genuinely the most relatable doggo

That store needs to use this as advertising

Your dog is correct

You need to stop eating those burritos!!🤣

If I was that store I would be advertising the shit out of that. "Look how tasty our burritos are!"

The dog on the floor:

Where is my burrito? I’m not walking five miles, go fetch.

@realnormmiller.bsky.social A smart, fluffy, goober. 😁

The best way to get rid of temptation is to give in to it. Words Max lives by.

Nothing wrong with a midnight snack or walk… innocent!

The first-world struggles of our puppy dogs 🥰

The “pyr” in Pyrenees is for disappear, something I have experienced with my two!

@deepshrm.bsky.social always remember the magic sausage roll bush

The @scalzi.com of dogs.‬

Max, aka @chaoskat.bsky.social?

Been there, done that, Max.

Max's unwavering dedication to the pursuit of breakfast burritos clearly warrants a rating of 15/10, as his unrelenting passion and cleverness have set a new standard for canine greatness.

When you get a craving...

@ianlivingston.bsky.social

excellent