Uncle Waffles

US government: Sorry, we must cut your healthcare. We don't have the money to pay for it. Also the US government: How about 500 billion for Greenland?

Do the democrats exist to destroy voters' enthusiasm?

I'd like to thank the NYC voters for making Cuomo eat shit.

The dems were much further left in the 40s. Guaranteed income for old people, price controls, minimum wage laws were created for the first time. The government directly hired people to do work via the wpa. It got them control of the house for almost 50 years, and a president who had four terms.

Just finished playing "thank goodness you're here" and you must play with the English dialect on.

"Worse than manos" is basically a warcrime.

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AWWWWW - dashare.zone ADMIN

I don't agree. I think there'd be many more trains.

social media but awesome

GIVE ME A SHOT - dashare.zone ADMIN

I heard they’re still struggling to get the president to master the line “putting on the ritz!”

Anyone who says "you need to vote for Newsom if he wins the primary" you need to tell me first who else's rights you're willing to destroy for a dem win. Would you vote for an anti abortion dem? What about one against interracial marriage? Just trying to see where you draw the line at Dem support

Newsom's willingness to troll Trump has moved him up from 105th to 104th on my list of candidates I'd consider voting for in the 2028 democratic presidential primary.

Seeing teump and his flunkies go after the smithsonian and general transparency, I keep thinking about that line from 1984: "He who controls the past controls the present. He who controls the present controls the future."

The grift on this is going to be infinite.

That would be awful. Don’t share this.

RIP Joe Don Baker

I wish I could hit a button that says, "Today's canceled everyone. Go home, we'll try it again tomorrow"

*pounding on table* TRAINS TRAINS TRAINS TRAINS TRAINS TRAINS TRAINS

Hear me out: it’s time for America to be sealed under a giant mysterious dome

the four words every girl wants to hear

Yes! Do more of this! So much until I'm sick of you blocking them (I'll never be sick of it)

Dear Rest of the World, 75,019,257 of us tried to stop this. We were unsuccessful. We are sorry.

I did it again! Jurassic Park with accurate raptors, a short part 2 #jurassicpark #blender3d

They talk about "western values" but never really explain what those are.

Don't forget to wish Jesus a happy birthday. He's getting a lot of "this is your Christmas present AND birthday present" today.

Let's Party

I think this winter of drones in NJ is just a reskin of that summer of evil clowns we had back in 2016.

Is it weird that I want the team at Rifftrax to riff movies I remember being released in theaters (or more likely direct to video)?

Hegseth: Typical Trump. All bluster, very low substance… he’s an armchair tough guy. This is a guy who said that John McCain is not a war hero yet he sought his own five military deferments

Hi, I’m God. Vaccines save lives. Love, God

Where do I apply to be a consultant for the democrats? I don't seem to need to be right about anything, nor do I need to know anything at all. I feel that I fit those conditions well.

You know what I really didn't need for the last week before the Election to End All Elections? A switch to Standard Time that means I have to endure one more hour of this shit.

I feel like Tom Servo at the end of one of the movies screaming, "END! ENNNNNDDD! EEEEEEENNNNNDDDD"