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His only miscalculation was not going bigger. As they say, you owe the bank $10k that’s your problem, you owe the bank $10M that’s the bank’s problem.

Wouldn't this scam have worked for him if he just had some reliable confederates? They could place the trades and pay him.

George got banned because he had a public scandal and he didn’t pay off the right people. Wouldnt been punished if he made thebet with Don Jr or similar clout. Lesson to learned for all the wannabe market manipulators

*Kalshi* banned him? Kalshi?!

Like a Chronic MCU Villain 🤦🏽‍♀️

How does a corporation fine anyone, and why are you promoting the notion that they can? Is it the position of Wired magazine that Kalshi is an official branch of the US government and should be understood and treated as such?

Scam recognizes scam.

How does Kalahi enforce fines?

There's a club, it is called the Get Away with Corruption Club. Someone just found out he isn't in it.

He’s looking more presidential each day.

I didn't even know it was possible to be too sketchy for Kalshi, but if anybody could do it...

I wonder how much he put on George Santos being banned from Kalshi.

He's absolutely shameless. Anything to make a dishonest dollar. I almost admire the hustle.

Trump makes 2.2 billion and not one cares, but Santos making 70K is news. Hilarious that with so much corruption, this fella keeps not getting away with it.

Well what do you expect when George Santos was betting on whether or not George Santos would do something?

Does this man live on some sort of scam-osynthesis?

I've been online too long. I read this headline and saw "George Soros was banned from Kalshi.". 👀

He has resting "Welp, You Caught Me" face.

Why are the only evil people facing consequences the really funny ones

Lock them all up.

Only PRECEDENT TRUMP is allowed to manipulate markets!

There's always polymarket

The people trump pardons always go on to do more crime

It's a little funny he catches the lifetime ban but the guys trading on classified operations in Iran are ok

youtu.be/ZZC5Cda7zxM?...

lol this owns

He looks like he aged out of being a youth pastor, but he's still wanting to hang out.

Dick

Siri, play the "Curb Your Enthusiasm" theme.

If we don't enable spoiled, overpaid gambling addicts, the Communists win. #Investing

He's almost certainly a pathological liar in the actual clinical "literally incapable of not lying" sense. That said, while that might be a medical thing as much as a moral thing it sure ends up working incredibly well with the current administration's "infinite corruption at all times" mindset.