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Overheard while walking past a small group of women chatting on the sidewalk: 73 years old last week and I've only seen the one pecker.

Margate-dwellers, I’m playing cello with the amazing BISHI, performing her new album, ‘Maya: Birth of a Superhero’ on 6th November at Margate Arts Club - margatearts.club

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BC nobly sacrifices good governance to teach one man about hubris

Every gothic horror:

Note: TikTok - 15% owned by Musk pal Larry Ellison - permanently banned our "Musk" the movie account on the platform. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politic...

thanks to @actualnames.bsky.social for introducing me to the headline of the century globalnews.ca/news/1300067...

🌉 Bay Area friends! Join us in San Francisco for Democracy’s Library: Tools for Participation, the Internet Archive’s annual celebration. There’s still time to get your in-person tickets! 📅 Wed, Oct 21 • 5–10 PM 📍 300 Funston Ave, SF 🎟️ www.eventbrite.com/e/1998015902... Or join us Virtually 👇🧵

Alberta chiefs have brought forward evidence of foreign interference in the referendum. They called on the RCMP to investigate Danielle Smith for treason. In response the far right are weaponizing hate to drive their agenda. With @brandimorin.bsky.social @meidascanada.ca youtu.be/rsm0FfyJ2WQ?...

In general, I've enjoyed all of the "My man looks like ..." threads. This one?

On the birthday of Margaret Thatcher, let us take a moment to remember what a cruel, heartless piece of shit she was.

I can’t believe it, but this show is THIS WEEK! On Friday night, come and see me, Tash and Joz assist Mike Shinbone in saving America at the @cheerfulearful.bsky.social Podcast Festival in Balham!

Musk is a menace to civilization

Get the ebook: dumb-industries.com/goutcop

Me: Bop it! Flick it! Spin it! Bop it! My proctologist: Mister Kelly, please

Nothing makes me feel like more of an abject failure at life than when a beautiful woman calls me “dude,” and dear reader I once crashed an airplane. I should probably explain.

Most TV is just this now.

Whispery coffee shop vocal cover of Aerosmith's "Love In An Elevator" at the end of a Grey's Anatomy episode about someone who dies after an elevator accident of some kind.

Did I say the Gout Cop paperback would be available Monday? Well, it’s already available TODAY! www.amazon.com/Gout-Cop-Fra... GOUT COP!

This day in history. 1290. In Orkney Margaret, Maid of Norway, Queen of Scots, Lady of the Lake, Scourge of God, Boss of Bosses, Princess of Thieves, Wizard of Oz, Field of Dreams, Queen of the Damned, Princess of Dune, Baroness of Blood, Sultan of Swing, and Aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, died.

On Dolly Parton Day, I'm remember how she... -Gifted millions of free books to kids -Ensured musicians she worked with got union benefits -Helped fund medical research and the COVID vaccine -Donated millions to communities hit by natural disasters -Funded high school band programs She is missed!

Hands up who wants some fun research into The Young Ones? Brand new on Dirty Feed: the truth about Colin Baker's appearance, or rather non-appearance, on the show. www.dirtyfeed.org/2026/09/evil...

Nobody believes anything about this stuff because it's been an unbroken stream of acrid bullshit for over five years. NFTs and memecoins and now chatbots marketed as acting talent, all from the same internet addled gang of greedy carnies.

As it’s 19 September, it must be... that’s right: time to cuddle your local church—well, if you attend St. Mary’s in Painswick, Gloucestershire. And it’s more a hokey-cokey. And it’ll probably be tomorrow. And strictly speaking it’s called ‘clipping’ the church. Oh, and there’ll be Puppy-Dog Pies...

Who run Beautytown?

Saturday 9/19 is International Observe the Moon Night! If you live in central VA you can come take a look at UVa's wonderful historic McCormick Observatory. It's free, and you can register here: www.eventbrite.com/e/internatio...

Wait but have we even given tariffs a chance? Aren’t there still some allies we haven’t tried to annex yet? We haven’t tried renaming earth Planet America! Guys, come back

This can also fuck off

The king's adviser is actually a nice guy:

It only takes a second to share. Somewhere out there is the perfect home for this lovely girl. www.thejase.co.uk/adopt-blue/

Dedicating a 250 foot arch to himself—a 5-time draft dodger and pathological bully and coward—is Trump’s way of saying “Fuck you” to all who faithfully served lying in its shadow in Arlington

i’m like if a baby became an adult

Important post:

Seattleites: anybody want a ticket to the sold-out KEXP BBQ today? Turns out I have an extra. (You can see the much-lauded Angine de Poitrine play!) www.kexp.org/bbq/

SICK ... & TIRED? In THIS economy?

Guys like Axelrod having whatever the exact opposite of a killer instinct is is a big reason why we got rolled by the dumbest grossest brutes in history twice

You know how people sometimes tell you not to buy a car that was built on a Friday because it would probably be a total piece of crap? I’m an atheist but I do often think about how the last thing god supposedly created just before quitting time at the end of a PARTICULARLY demanding week was us

the way things are going, the only safe thing to eat will be the rich

This is what I’m going to tell people to eat from now on instead of a bag of dicks

It’s election week! At this important moment I would like to address your entire planet with a message to the people of Earth. And I think I found the perfect place to do it.