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Why stop there? If there are no consequences for impossible, unbelievable lies, why not claim $999 googolplexian?

What. A. Load. Of. Bollocks. That’s equal to the GDP of the US!! 😂😂 These liars need to be locked in a cupboard.

0 then?

Why not $100 septillion? If you’re just gonna make numbers up, go big.

Eleventy bajillion!

Do “potential revenue opportunities” have a timeframe, like if they exist for another 30,000 years until the galactic human empire? Is it $30 trillion in revenue on operating costs of $100 trillion? What are we talking here?

It's very cool, normal and sustainable having an entire economy propped up on tech bros bullshitting old white guys about technology they don't understand.

Does the Wall Street Journal not understand how numbers work, or are they assuming their audience understands these are lies? The GDP of the entire country of Germany isn't even $5 trillion.

When this bubble pops it's gonna make Enron look like they were running a lemonade stand

They are so full of 💩

*how much you wanna bet I can distract people from me, my wife, and epstein being best of friends?

That’s before AI takes over the money printing.

Every single person knows both companies are lying their asses off, but no one does anything about it. Wall Street is happy to play along because stock go up.

I think they expect 100,000% inflation.

this reeks of a desperate degenerate gambler begging his bookie to not break his legs because he knows his next bet is a sure thing.

wild. my protential revenue opportunities are $73 kajillion. better invest in me now, it’s only up from here!

Making up completely bullshit numbers like this is insulting to the intelligence of normal people.

I love it when tech entrepreneurs can't imagine any solution other than the world shoveling everything that exists into their pockets Innovation. What innovation?

No wonder the stock market is doing well. Just 2 companies are going to more than double the GDP for the entire country. There is no way those estimates could be inflated

I am worth like 12 zillion dollars because I say so

Bullshit.

Wait until you see the revenue opportunities of my wet ass.

Real Valuation: Negative Dollars.

Tis bullshit.

I am likely to tell anyone who’ll listen how in love with me Chris Evans is but hey. Poo in one hand, wish in the other…

Source: Trust me bro

Anthropic's estimate of its total addressable market not its projected revenue.

"Potential" lol, lmao even

Correct reporting would be "the number in the new lie is bigger than the number in the previous lie", because *none of this is true*.

The word "potential" there is working harder than any tech billionaire ever did.

Pull the other one!

Trump valuation.

Well, they had to one up, Elon. 🤷To even approach a number like that would mean tokens become so expensive that AI’s value is no longer justified. Honestly, where is the money coming from? So either they’re lying or….they’re lying. 🤥

Just keep making up numbers.

As overvalued as the SpaceEx was/is.

lol, ill give ya 6 bucks and a casio

You're allowed to call them liars when they say they will ingest more than one third of all the money all in the world

You should leverage that for a 10 mil personal loan at 1%... Then go to Mexico and retire.

Embarrassing for them. I'd already told investors that my potential revenue opportunity was $30 trillion and one.

be more credulous guys

A face only a lion could eat.

How does anyone take these fuckos seriously i don't get it.

And how is SpaceX doing on that $28.5 trillion estimate, out of curiosity?

Irrational exuberance.

Glorified Kalshi

And heroin! The E N G I N E of the Dow.

What, over the next century?

Lol yeah, I can make up numbers, too.

I'm preparing to tell investors that my potential revenue opportunities are 69420 Trillion, everyone should give me all of their money to make this happen....for the investors of course