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Those weeks 🤔 Shirley that's a spelling mistake????

We're all barking mad in Clactonshire!

Cripple Mr Onion 😂 give that good boy Mr Pip a sossidge inna bun 🐶

Mr Pip has beef with all the right things. I respect that

Great barkings Mr Pip!

I did wonder whether Clacton deserved a howl rather than a bark. But it’s fine!

Except them then.

Great barkings there but please elucidate. Jeroboam was the name of two kings of Israel neither of whom is recorded as having been particularly bouncy. It is also the name for quite a big bottle of champagne. Bouncing a bottle of champagne is not a good idea. What was Mr Pip barking at?

Bark at Clacton? I'm surprised he didn't curl one out at Clacton.

Penry-Jones had it coming.

I can’t argue with any of that and he is looking majestic.

'Jeroboams'? Do you mean jerboas? Wouldn't like to try bouncing a jeroboam of champagne. Messy!

Ah, shake and vac. Putting the freshness back, if your idea of freshness is the smell of stale coffee mixed with goat vomit

The 3rd Crusade was pretty shit to be fair. Richard was a bit if a Cunt, could have done without Barbarossa dying too. They set off to retake Jerusalem and failed miserably. The first crusade was far better.

Wears me out just reading the list.

The world is a better place for your Barkings Mr Pip.

Me after eating a "boodiful" bird 👇

Thought of Mr Pip at 6.15 this morning when my dog set 4 others off by barking at a parakeet. Sure the neighbours will be thrilled.

Lovely boy.

Mr Pip should get a medal for bravery in the face of insuperable threats... or perhaps a Bonio?

Great Barking Mr Pip. Clacton has had it coming for weeks

Awwww. That wee face.

He's as cute as a button and the wee fecker knows it

Ending with a perfect flourish, Mr Pip!

Aww that wee face

Mr Pip is looking a bit younger today. The hydrotherapy is obviously agreeing with him. #KeepSpendingThoseSheds

Bernard Matthews Pturkey Ptarmigans.

Hmm. What's his position on composting?

He looks stunned by the Clacton result.

Ahh yes, of course. Germany wore their away kit that day. Obvious, now that you mention it.

After helping defeat the Galactic Empire I figured they were owed.

That's a bit harsh on Rupert Penry-Jones, though I note one of the top Google searches in relation to his name is "what is he doing now?"

Latex Rupert Penry-Jones? That is .... niche

Mr Pip! You never cease to amaze and delight with your orations! Take that shake n vac!