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i want to fall in love but everyone is either too boring or not cute or straight or a couple or a weirdo or a nice fine-looking person i’m just not into or a coworker or an asshole or on the tv or mysterious and elusive but not in a hot way but like a boring way which leads me back to too boring. or

I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!!

The ‘STREET FIGHTER’ popcorn bucket is Guile's hair. You can wear the bucket on your head.

Countdown until Ed Sheeran does Rogan starts now.

Grittiest reboot ever. It's gonna be heartbreaking when she shits on the pizza. #drawntogether #prime

Babe #critterposting

Kacey Musgraves performing …..You know, I honestly don’t know

I just watched an episode of gogglebox and I've never been so embarrassed to be Australian.

Ralph Petrol

a guy on Unsolved Mysteries was looking for a long lost relative for 45 years, then at the end it said he never found her because she exploded. so they sort of solved the mystery but then it got a little unsolved again because how did she explode. so maybe that's what happened to mitch mcconnell

*Record scratch. Sound of glass breaking.* Trump, storming down the aisle of #MSG: PRIMAAA NOOOCTAAAAAAH!!!!

Made this in textiles class today.

This is that rare intersection of cool as fuck, and nice as fuck.

Black Mirror (2011)

Lol

Rest In Power

This is SO impressive.

It's cruel to make Gus Gould do live TV these days. #stateoforigin

It's Sumo night, baby!

I like how it's got pants.

Still fuming about how the bubble lady at a recent work function wouldn't share her bubble mix recipe with me.

I don't think I'm over exaggerating when I say if your company gets caught doing this shit it should be nationalised. No more company fuck heads, you've done your dash

I want to eat at this Indian taco place so bad.

drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of MPs get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,

#Habs Lane Hutson uses the traffic in front of the net for a blast from the blue line for OT goal vs #Lightning Assists: Texier, Bolduc #GoHabsGo #NHL #Hockey

Lol

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!! Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on! I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

Palantir put out a 22-point summary of their CEO's book The Technological Republic. It's pitched as a defence of the West, but if you read it through the VDA framework, verification, deliberation, accountability, what it's actually doing looks rather different. twitter-thread.com/t/2045574398...

This lady's dog is about to hit her with a spirit bomb.

He posed! He usually looks away when I try to take his picture.

I have totally decimated John Wick's dog, and anyone who says otherwise is fake news. Being a master negotiator and deal-maker, I now expect John Wick's complete and unconditional surrender. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

BJ and Domer sound fun.

It's me! (The 40-yr-old man skateboarding home with huge ice cream come.)

If Disney had any integrity at all it Maui would be PLAYED by Jason Momoa and DUBBED by Th Rock

Officials are normally presented with ceremonial swords or paintings or whatever. But these guys are so fucking stupid that foreign intelligence agencies can literally give them an "Honorary Electronic Communications Device for a Very Special Boi" and they fall for it every time.

We’d be better off if this type of person simply ceased to exist. Feckless, amoral, cynical grifter slop is as antithetical to the human condition as AI slop. Dripshipped merch, dropshipped politics, dropshipped personality. Abolish content

They’d rather burn cash in a big pile than help one single person in any way at all.

Epic Fury’s frontman asked to leave Warped Tour after inappropriate behavior

Every time I want to give up I put my clothes in the trash like Spider-Man.

People do what you pay them to do. You pay corporate executives to make stock prices go up, not to make better products. You pay politicians to get re-elected, not to govern well. You pay reporters to get a bigger audience, not to tell the truth. And so forth. Be aware of what you pay people to do