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welcome to 2020s tech. we got - pervert glasses - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - the button that does nothing - we outta ram - we outta hard drives - we outta graphics cards - ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses - wiretap

When your wife drinks half a can of seltzer and then just leaves it somewhere

BREAKING: Boston City Council just unanimously passed a resolution condemning dangerous age verification and censorship laws, including the proposals put forward by @massgovernor.bsky.social and the MA House. Backlash to age gating social media is growing! www.fightforthefuture.org/news/2026-05...

Inventing the air conditioner Make it a 100 fucking pounds. No, no center mass to it at all somehow. Throw some fuckin…accordion arms on it that flap out and catch on everything when you’re carrying it up from the basement. And let me get 50 razor blades on the back of it too.

you're anthropomorphizing the pachinko machine again

"It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut."

nailed it

Expecting us – with good reason based on history – to all thank them for their service. Fuck your service and fuck you. Saving a life is brave. Being instructed to kill and saying no I will not do that is brave. But killing like this? It is the least human thing you can do.

The reason you can’t give a single inch on anything be it trans rights or dignity for unhoused people is that they, democrats and republicans alike, will take it and say thanks what else is in your pockets? They won’t say thanks actually.

only now realizing how unhealthy my 2020 covid/lockdown coping mechanism was: rewriting coreutils in assembly like some kind of masochist github.com/56quarters/c...

that's too much weather

it's cool that owning a computer is going to be a fiction on par with owning a house so that dipshits can write boilerplate code faster.

it's fine, these are my emotional support cheez-its.

I need to apologize for something I did. The @bostonherald.com is right, there is no place for profanities in politics.

WINTER SOLSTICE

This really makes it sound like a Border Patrol agent tried to kill an anti-ICE activist in Chicago and DHS lied to cover for him

if you want this for boston, boston does not want you.

I believe this to my core. They're using trans people as a test case to dismantle individual rights in the US.

rodent problem hierarchy (worst to best): * rat infestation * mouse infestation * squirrel infestation * rabbit infestation * capybara infestation

Khajit has wares if you have coin

“The updated subscription pricing reflects the significant added AI value” First of all, fuck off

alright, NOW i'm worried about AI taking my job

none of this is particularly surprising and is a lot of hot air at the moment, but as always: please use signal signal.org

Simple Sabotage Field Manual has nothing on a motivated 6yo that doesn't want to go to bed

Pleasantly humble and inquisitive write up in response to the recent Google outage surfingcomplexity.blog/2025/06/14/q...

I'm going to revolutionize the hosted CI industry by making hosted CI that fucking works

San Diego neighborhood makes ICE agents retreat

Maura Healey evaded having to comment on this story last week because “we don’t know all the details.” Well, here are the details. And they make it even worse. Abolish ICE and salt the earth of the office after. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

if the good lord had intended me to use chords other than the I, IV, and V then he would have made me way smarter

Boston turned out this morning despite the rain ❤️💪 #HandsOff

In 2017, centrists and liberals told antifascist activists that the institutions would hold and the State would preserve basic democratic rights. Now the country is being hollowed out by literal billionaires making Hitler salutes. This should be on the cover of every newspaper.

Chuck Schumer is one of the most useless organisms who has ever flopped around gasping for air on a post-apocalyptic beach. I have met, then eaten, sea squirts with more gravitas.

thank you steve winwood for giving me a way to feel good about drinking miller high life

no one ever asked for an "engaging" refrigerator. we want it to keep our food cold and not cost too much. if my refrigerator ever starts talking to me i will empty a .308 into it

love watching musicians play through their own songs and go "damn, that's a hard song" www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIwZ...

Watching The Muppet Christmas Carol for the third time this season just to spite the haters

the forbidden sippy cup

My joker origin story is trying to get code merged and having flaky integration tests fail over and over until I just delete them all

Jarek L. Reihner – formerly "Matthias Thorpe" of Resist Marxism, "James MA" of Patriot Front, & a self-described neo-Nazi – is likely seeking a job teaching/tutoring or gardening around Somerville MA, after a stint at Stoneham High School. bywayofplymouth.noblogs.org/post/2024/09/29/jarek-l-reihner/

Scientists believe we could be just years away from discovering the opposite of "anti-fascist".