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If you encounter ICE, here's what every New Yorker should know.

Friday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...

I just wish he'd hurry up and get in that pod that he thinks will turn him into Dr. Manhattan.

It has to be now. Find someone who isn't voting and be persuasive.

Thank you Canada 🇨🇦. Thank you Mexico 🇲🇽

Yep

the tech industry is about to invent books

If you want to know how you can help me. My only ask is this: Spread the word about the threats to democracy and how we can fight back. Tell everyone to subscribe to Democracy Docket and share its content. demdock.com/4w6emld

LOL

Rep. Ted Lieu: “Just go fucking vote.”

Sounds about right...🤔🙄

Do not normalize children dying from measles. Measles was previously eliminated in the US, thanks to vaccines. When children die from measles, it means that adults have catastrophically failed to protect them because they have rejected basic science.

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"Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy." ~ George Bernard Shaw

Mitch is alive and well... and in perfect hibernation 🎬 #filmsky #moviesky #cinema

He fell asleep in a meeting with Turkish President Erdogan, referred to Iran as the "Islamic Republic of Japan", TikTok as "Tic Tac", President Zelensky as "President Putin" & once again demanded the U.S. be given control of Greenland. He's much less dangerous while sleeping than when he's awake. 💤

Weeks ago, I spoke directly with Major Jason Watson regarding his planned act of civil disobedience. What I do not hear enough people discussing is the broader constitutional strategy behind his message. 🧵

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Why can't all media just have a 5-minute spot every single day showing this until at least the rest of the world investigates and maybe even convicts in absentia?

They never would have gotten Al Capone for tax fraud if only he'd been elected president of the US and told the IRS not to ever audit him.

Well, the Barbie-Q-Chicken didn't go down well on the 'Little Flyer's' menu today. Kids are crying.

So, apparently you can alter history. At least you can try.

True, but just TRY to get something like this past the GOP.

This dog was a three term mayor of Whoville.

What a cool idea! Keep the pressure! @redactedreadingroom put all 3.5 million pages of the Epstein files bound together in 3,437 volumes of books, on display in a new exhibit in Tribeca. David Garrett, one of the organizers, says the goal is to push for the release of all of the files. #Pinks

This is correct

The winning metaphor is that the White House Correspondents Association hired a magician instead of a comedian. Sleight of hand over speaking truth to power.