M.K. Iodine

I had throw out half a bunch of cilantro just now. It was so slimy, Vivek Ramaswamy wanted to hire it to write his campaign ads.

Focus groups aren't all *that* expensive, are they? I bring it up because there's a company digging up our neighborhood to install fiber-optic cable, and they unironically call themselves "EZee Fiber." I'm sorry, but that sounds like a digestive aid.

The problem with Instagram ads is that when I click on the comments it shouldn’t tell them I’m interested in their product it should tell them that I simply want to watch people roast their temu trash in the fucking comments.

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Truth.

Friday Flashback: my first electric guitar, 1974.

All these flocks of geese going by overhead ... reminds me how much I regret selling the Flying V.

“His boy, Elon.” “Flying roadster!” “Grok, his wife!”

#FumettiFriday #MonthOfMonsters P.S., Good luck finding a contractor, bub.

In 1973 Singer, Songwriter & Actor - PAUL WILLIAMS - stopped by The Tonight Show fresh from the set of ‘Battle For The Planet Of The Apes’ to sing “Here’s That Rainy Day”. One of the funniest most surreal moments in the show’s history.

#Fumetti #MonthOfMonsters To look at him, you'd never guess he's got a signed 1st edition of the Necronomicon ...

My freak flag features a goat rampant on a field of broken dreams.

Roses are red They brighten the room So get outta that bed, And

#Fumetti #MonthOfMonsters You with the bandages. Cease this spurious badinage.

Li'l vibe check for all you obscenely wealthy tech bros snickering up your sleeves as the unholy union of Trump & Putin becomes more solidified with each passing day: think about how many rich Russians managed to survive being in Vlad's orbit. (Or perhaps I should say, "how few.")

#Fumetti #MonthOfMonsters You just know he's going to destroy that mini-bar ...

You Can See Everything, but I'll be goddamned if I'm gonna try and explain it to you.

Because anyone can eat over the sink.

THEY ARE NOT POWERLESS TO STOP HIM! Go back to Washington, stand on the steps of the Capitol and demand Johnson and Thune recall the House and Senate, and impeach him. THIS IS HOW IT IS SUPPOSED TO WORK! THERE IS LITERALLY AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL! (It's called the Constitution.)

#Fumetti #MonthOfMonsters Curses! I thought I'd locked the gate!

#Fumetti #MonthOfMonsters Mid-month special on low-hanging fruit. By which we mean that punch-line.

#FumettiFriday #MonthOfMonsters "That's enough static outta you, shorty."

Most potential pet owners consider things like breeding, size, coat, intelligence, trainability, and temperament. Often overlooked is the crucially important element of aerodynamics, which can greatly affect your gas mileage, raising the overall cost of ownership significantly.

#Fumetti #MonthOfMonsters Please tell me this isn't the guy they named Hyde Park after.

#Fumetti #MonthOfMonsters also, robots, aliens, mad scientists ... we constrain multitudes.

You just never know what you’re going to see next! 😃 🙌 IG: @san_tiagorquesta ~ France instagram.com/san_tiagorqu...

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I usually don't angry post but,

#Fumetti #MonthOfMonsters I know, I know ... He may not *look* so monstrous, but it's what's upstairs [taps temple] that counts.

The man with artificial hair, teeth, doctor’s reports, lifts in his shoes, scalp reduction surgery, a girdle, and a painted orange face claims we’re his enemy if we use the word “artificial.”

#FumettiFriday #MonthOfMonsters Say what you want about Hammer Films, they never let a chance for product placement go by.

Sorry I'm late; I was filling the local Little Free Libraries with copies of the Necronomicon

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getting my kicks at home because gas is too expensive to be driving the 2,448 miles of route 66

Yeah, dipshit. The rest of us figured this out 11 years ago.

Sneaky Death Cult

Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is

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