Aaron Judge’s Bat

BORING

I ain’t bright but if a trans man comes into a bathroom I’m in how the fuck would I even know? If he still has to use a stall and does I know why he does how? This is just another pervert squad telling you to be afraid of your neighbor when the enemy is actually your uncle.

Awesome. Let’s see how that works out for you. Coalitions are important.

Board games are not ‘play.’

little to add to Platner discourse that others haven't said better. so i'll just say once again that the era of consequence free politics is no good and it is important to bring back shame

this dog looks like he’s wearing a suit from the 1995 nba draft

Really feel like I earned pointing out that I called my shot with Platner the day his announcement video dropped

If you listen to Dayden then or think he has any understanding of the party or any insight then you’re an absolute fool.

How do you have an interaction with Clay Travis where you come out looking like the asshole?

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Yes.

Yes.

Why the fuck would I follow him?

Every day Tom has the same act and it’s extremely boring. Also, Ronald Reagan was a dolt. Quote posting small accounts when you close replies is still the coward’s play.

Every day Tom has the same act and it’s extremely boring. Also, Ronald Reagan was a dolt. Quote posting small accounts when you close replies is still the coward’s play.

Again, your replies are closed. That’s pretty weak. Ted Kennedy did more for the rights of American women than Mitt has ever done. You want to talk about guys back in the day who drank and screwed around? Go for it. There’s plenty of dirty laundry to go around.

Also, if you’re going to quote post people and then close replies that’s kind of a punk move.

Thank God they did. Was I supposed to vote for Mitt?

You’re confusing math with perception.

Some people wake up in the morning wanting to do good and some people wake up doing this performative nonsense.

Adding anything green to the Houston skyline is dubious.

I won’t miss OKC and I hope the fall apart after this loss because I know a lot of those guys will talk shit.

The Mets are the Knicks’ portrait of Dorian Gray.

It’s because you’re wrong.

Actually it’s because you were criticizing something you said you’ve never watched. Feel free not to like something. No one cares.

MNF should just promote itself as ALL ASS MONDAY.

Civil. To the end. Eh Sally?

Brief 🧵, as someone who has studied mass shootings for 13 years: -gender does not cause them -SSRIs, no -mental illness, no -internet/gaming, no Above can be compounding factors—but motive is complex, often very. The most fundamental combo: suicidality + rage + isolation + easy access to guns

it's easier to buy a gun in the united states than high-rise trousers

It’s barely baseball.

I didn’t realize you were here but you should shut up and fuck off for putting this shit out into the world because it’s stupid, pointless, and destructive.

Trans rights are gay rights and gay rights are trans rights. I would really like it if all the gay men I know who benefited from the work of older gay men would step the fuck up and work to protect trans folks. You know who you are and you know you aren’t doing the work. Stop pulling up the ladder.

Wait, what the fuck did Beyoncé do? I know the list of bullshit grievances against everyone else but you’re going after the most universally beloved entertainer of our generation?

If he’s promised to gain hair plugs and 30 lbs I’d believe him.

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No, I think he is saying "Depart, men of Education"