traumahawk 🦇

The self another story going nowhere.

Get in, we are going

Bun bee

we doin sad, hot tomate soup and grill cheen

Titanic (1997) - Frame 4295 de 13672

Bonus Book Cover of the Day:

not tryina brag, but i saw a dopeass baby fox the other day runnin thru my woods. he was like, yea big * puts hand near ground, shortly *

Made a new friend 😎

The Elon Musk documentary that was pretty effectively suppressed in all the media is kinda a terrifying and damning indication of how fucked everything is now. (For funny reasons I will be also be posting Dracula) Dracula goes to the movies

Video games has decided to discontinue its once leading product, the video game

If I put on a mood ring right now, it would level the city

meet me at the ItsyBitsy Spider Wheel Web if u want an ass whoopin

Artists, quote with something silly!

this is my friend's cat using a fork to steal pineapple upsidedown cake (photo not mine)

Gonna take up smokin chamomile. Betcha it works better. Everything’s better when it’s set on fire

Mikhail Nestarov (1862-1942) The Hermit and the Bear, 1925. oil on canvas.

Maps of the world used to have illustrations of deadly sea monsters, but then the sea monsters lobbied to have those illustrations removed so now you never know when they're going to get you

Here is a version of today's middle panel minus text, for anyone who might be interested:

you cannot sit motionless in the heart of these perils, because the boat is rocking like a cradle, and you are pitched one way and the other, without the slightest warning

It would be very hard for me to take just one.

I don't know enough about Nathan Fielder or what's going on, but I'm worried that people are confusing documentarians and journalists again.

adult friend finder could have been such a great website but they wasted the name on the same shit a million other sites had. "dads in your area want to drill a few holes in scrap wood and drink three beers" imagine getting that popup

mocking a mocker

Pavel Burov (Manulization) captures a Pallas's cat doing a mlem: #AGoodPlace

This will not have a satisfying ending

Jimothy Pumpkin Carving that #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon

Exist. Glow. Fade.

With a proud smile, a barista in a café says, ‘Yes’ to my request to photograph what she tells me is her first attempt at a snail in the foam of someone’s coffee.

Insomnia by Vincenzo Lamolinara