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OUR DM DIDN'T KNOW WHAT A POLYCULE WAS HE'S BEEN TELLING PEOPLE HE'S GOING TO GO HOME AND GAME WITH HIS POLYCULE!! HE'S A DALLAS REAL ESTATE AGENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When midnight is nigh Upon raven’s cry You shall see the 5th guy And his burger and fry

You might say he’s in baddie bliss. You might say he speaks Huttese but freaks hotties. You might say he’s scrib doon two chicks at the same time

This update from CBC's coverage of the referendum made my evening. Great bit.

why do we bash "dead beat" children for not being there for their parents but we never question if the parent has bad vibes? or if they're just unpleasant to be around?

When the edges start to get too melty, that’s when you know your journey in the Lands of the Ice Cream Directly From the Carton has come to an end

The Internet Archive has a museum for the weirdest art of the early web. 🖼️ It’s called GifCities. Thousands of animated GIFs rescued from the first wave of the web. Glitter. Dancing. Cats. Strange little loops that survived. 💾 Go find your perfect retro GIF 👉 gifcities.org #ToolsYouCanUse

"Too bad, make it work": Unionizing staff describe crunch culture and creative oppression within Wizards of the Coast www.rascal.news/too-bad-make...

As you get older, you realize the importance of having a large amount of shallow bowls in which to put small amounts of discrete objects

four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better

is "reverse snuff" birth or necromancy, greatest thread in the history of forums, closed after 20,000 pages of heated debate

[shopping at costco] why do hot dogs come in packs of 192 but the buns come in packs of 146

(DMing a mutual) Hey man I'm imagining Dracula saying your latest post and it's freaking me out. Could you possibly delete it

You can't be mean to me I'm just a

You ever hear them. Their noise

[the Minotaur at the Fall Festival erupts from the edge of the maze clutching corn stalks] this structure is no challenge, no punishment for the hubristic and the wicked. Frankly embarrassing.

This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...

Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.

A Hark! A Vagrant classic

FINALLY FINISHED!! Behold, my entry for this year's @desertbus.org : A Hollow Knight/Silksong bug mask display! The masks are made of porcelain, with some thread for Lace. I stained, varnished, and lined the wooden display cabinet myself. The masks are attached by magnets. I hope folks like it!

# BANNED AND RESTRICTED ANNOUNCEMENT / 09/30/2026 One-card spread: The Ten of Swords is *banned* The Nine of cups is *banned* Another season of pro tarot league is almost upon us. While most formats are thriving, in the fast and degenerate world of one-card we're seeing concerning metagame data,

I can’t believe Carly announced her new tour the same day I got laid off. Cruel

please help… my son…

It’s October 1st

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[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻

Two great tastes that go well together: Moomin and tower-tunnel. By Paul Antoine Takahashi on instagram.

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"