Alan

Alan

@aevansaun.gobirds.online

Philly fan in Jersey. Interests a mile wide but an inch deep, so apologies if you found me on a specific starter pack.

1.9K followers529 following7.2K posts

Alan reposted

Replying to @volberg.bsky.social

Two paths to security: 1) make sure everyone with top secret access is getting so much, that they wouldn't know what to do with a honeypot. Or 2) fix everyone with top secret access so that, they wouldn't know what to do with a honeypot.

"Honey, stop putting those dang V devices on my mini medals" ~No veteran, EVER

Mother Jones@motherjones.com

When it came out that the Nevada Republican David Flippo’s campaign had falsely claimed he received a Bronze Star with valor, there was just one problem, the Air Force veteran, wore a hat with V-shaped emblems for years. His new explanation? His grandkids added the Vs without him noticing.

Alan reposted

Asking for some help: i'm working on a project documenting ICE raids on music, arts, and other cultural venues in 2026. I know about the big Memphis raid, but please comment or DM if you know of others.

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Guy who pled a felony down to a misdemeanor and now sits on the boards of multiple defense technology companies wants you to believe is being honest when he says the U.S. military needs to rapidly buy technology from which he will benefit financially.

Defense News@defensenews-poster.bsky.social

US military needs ‘urgent revolutionary institutional change’ to prepare for modern war, Petraeus says - https://www.defensenews.com/pentagon/2026/10/23/us-military-needs-urgent-revolutionary-institutional-change-to-prepare-for-modern-war-petraeus-says/

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To-do list for SD Mayor Pete and DSD Uncle Frank (and the transition team): - at 1201 rip down the stupid fucking sign, regardless of whether Congress has officially changed the name (not looking good for the 27 NDAA lol) - at 1202 issue orders to rename all the confederate bases back*

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Replying to @chrisgeidner.bsky.social

At the same time, he is showing — repeatedly and redundantly — how weak he is. Pete Hegseth can’t win a war so instead he wants to shoot a guy and take over the paper. Go away, loser.