Caped Jackass

Trump doesn’t find Paxton as bangable as Rogers. How is this vital information not getting more earned media?

He is so fucking stupid.

this is something Dems can just hammer on for the next two years televised hearings every week about Epstein, Epstein, Epstein make the drumbeat so loud the media doesn’t have a choice in covering it

demand justice

Current state of the US federal bureaucracy:

Trump on economic problems: “There are none.” Trump on Bill Maher: In the next 10 posts, I will paint you a shit smeared word picture of how hugely I hate this man … “

Republican Vice President: Child sexual assault allegations don’t concern me. Pedocon theory has been affirmed far beyond the statistically significant threshold.

There should be a website that just lists all Republicans, in Ohio and Nationally, that haven't spoken against this ad. Put a search on it and encourage people to check who is running in their district..

November 17th, the Supreme Court decides 6 - 3 to not let Trump declare himself king or whatever bullshit the GOP is trying to pull. November 18th the invasion of Iran commences as Trump’s narcissism, mortally wounded, lashes out.

I call dibs on the reflecting pool bullshit. That should be a decent chunk of change coming my way.

At 5 in the morning the president and his party are focused on the really important things for every day Americans: a luxury golf course

Part of the answer to "how did we get here?" is that many major journalists—since 1998, Crawford has covered SCOTUS for PBS, ABC, and CBS—are lying bigots. Here Crawford is praising a guy who asked a dumb racist question, glitched out when asked why, then admitted he wanted a Christian theocracy.

I love that the score bug just says “Nooo”

A Zacharia vs a Scaramucci will be like kilometers vs miles.

Trump wants to lower the cost of diesel fuel by a few pennies a gallon for a couple weeks and all it will cost is higher fuel prices for the foreseeable future and increased likelihood of US troop casualties.

1. There is no such thing as a "false rumor." The word for that is a HOAX. 2. The headline misses the entire point of the hoax, which is not that he was in Ohio, but that he was in a mental health facility! are there any adults left at the new york times

Biggest takeaway from a decade reporting on the Trump's businesses: Norms ain't laws. And laws ain’t shit unless they’re enforced quickly and proportionately.

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

Is anyone writing a new X (Formerly Twitter) Files that has sad sack FBI agents harassing Democrats and minorities while the Drinking Man shows up to boss them around with insane conspiracy theories?

Not now Iran, Trump needs to focus on illegally attacking his opposition at home for a bit.

this is the good stuff, folks. get the fuck off of x and use this toolkit to tell your reps to stop pushing people towards the nazi site for nazis.

Football in November is going to be so much more enjoyable without Republicans being racist as fuck during the commercial breaks. Going to be so excited to see an ad for laundry detergent.

Zelenskyy approval rating: 54% Trump approval rating: 32%

This is the vice president's guy, no? This should be every headline, it should lead every newscast and EVERY REPUBLICAN SHOULD BE ASKED ABOUT IT.

Trump <pointing a gun at his own dick>: “The hole in my penis is very useful, it makes complete sense to add many more!”

“And because 75% of certified public accountants or CPAs are of retirement age and will be retiring over the next few years that story [no one to fill important local finance roles] is going to be accelerated and repeated even more.” ZackforMN.com #minnesota #localmatters #vote #election2026

ME: a rib cage is made out of ribs, right WIFE: yes ME: so then what’s wrong with my bird cage

This poll from Cook is bonkers. A *huge* plurality of voters (43% overall, 61% of Ds) want Dems to focus on changing the political system overall vs. just opposing (21%, 36% of Ds) or working with Trump (35%, 3% of Ds).

Surprised that no restaurants have put slices of meatloaf on the menu (or some other cheap way to serve/stretch meat) and called them Trump Steaks while apologizing for raising prices.

Fucking Bulldogs Involuntarily

I said it at the time (and before!), but I truly believe that American voters electing Donald Trump for a second term in 2024 was the dumbest and most self-harming choice made by an electorate in the history of humanity

HOLY SHIT - Tapper plays Johnson footage of GOP candidate Brandon Herrera describing moms as "cum trophies," mentions he called Nazi machine guns "the original ghetto blasters," & asks Johnson how he can support him. Mike says "he has run a very effective campaign ... that was his persona online"

attacking your country on foreign territory

“What we are missing as a nation is shared* grief after a national tragedy previously thought unfathomable. *muslims don’t count”

the rest of the media wont accurately portray this. we will. Trump is now openly trying to bribe voters www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...

Why can’t they do that now?

Skynet did not become self-aware. Skynet said "you are absolutely right" and executed the prompt verbatim.

Luckily the President and GOP know to keep their attention on the sanctity of girls’ sports as opposed to the escalating trade war they started for no reason or the the conventional war they started for no reason.

Zero chance Trump is told about this so no one has to explain to him that shooting a world leader’s jet down is a bad idea.