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This imp is terrible

this man is a gotdamned patriot

How I feel about the Eagles' defense

27th of Owltober! A burrito-wrapped Burrowing Owl was admitted to a wildlife clinic to treat eye ulcers from suspected head trauma. The sender (anonymous) said "his favorite meal in care is mice and mealworms and he is very vocal now that he’s feeling better!" #owlsintowels 💛🦉

Another injured Eagle? Has a team ever run out of players before?

Welp. I should probably get ready for bed now

Showing Dallas winning a Super Bowl belongs on the History Channel

you can only win fascism by organizing yourselves, getting everyone angry at it and taking the streets as often as possible so they KNOW they have to be afraid of us. the people. we can't let them do whatever they want anymore. let us now have a great night of sleep after this amazing win

Weak Woolen is getting put in the dryer tonight

What's the defense's excuse this time? The offense is keeping them off the field and they still can't make a stop

It's a Lemon party!!!

Has Tanner McKee ever thrown a football before tonight's game?

He needs to be impeached just for being this stupid. It's embarrassing to have someone this stupid in front of a microphone.

The Brewers are inevitable

This fucking secondary is turrible

Tell me this isn't AI and I'll still call you a liar

I don't think Tampa Bay will be winning a World Series anytime soon

The Valks and the Dream are having a rock fight

Braden Mann is my MVP for the Eagles

Nobody was defending that throw. No body

GETTING BULLSHIT 'ROUGHING THE PASSER' CALLS IN THE EAGLES FAVOR BECAUSE WE HAVE A WHITE QB AGAIN] "oh, damn, I forgot how funny those are, lmao"

Gonna be a lot of points tonight. Buckle your seatbelts something dumb is happening tonight

What's the deal with the grass? It's so dusty every time someone takes a step. I don't think that's good for the muscles and ligaments

Can't believe I'm saying this but punt the ball

Why is Cooper covering Lamb? That is a terrible matchup

Zendaya in the seats for the WNBA Finals (via WNBA)

The only thing worse than the Eagles' offense is the Cowboys defense

A touchdown in the 1st quarter. In this economy?

LeBron and Dean Wade do the Key & Peele Obama handshake sketch reenactment.

I've never heard of illegal formation on defense

Saxes up

That potato could fix everything if it has the courage

Go BIrds?

Add "between my legs" to a movie title: You Can See Everything Between My Legs

The wildest part about Pat McAfee's weird comment about the University of Utah is the video that provoked it... *this* is the video that broke him:

Well I guess he's never playing for the Sixers

Put the fucking Hawks game in the afternoon you losers

This story absolutely rocks. A little grim, but also just a blast to read throughout.

This is a tough opening set of games. No Embiid makes it even harder

Me and the regular group who likes my posts.

Need a couple of stops here

ARAB

Brick'n!!!

Maxey

Welcome to the Bone Zone

This JSN fella catches everything. He has stickum on those gloves

New rule, I ain't reading all of that