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Dudes rock.

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the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it

sorry if I seem weird and intense now, it’s because I’m now weird and intense

Kyle Gordon’s new album dropped, and Hero of Fallujah is one of the best songs he’s made yet. Changing to a major key at the end is so fucking funny.

Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...

It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.

Thank god @thebaltimorebanner.com is around to be a news source in MD actually worth reading.

Me in 2015 vs. me today

Inject it directly into my veins.

Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage

I think the average Bsky user will probably agree with me, but people irl look at me like I’m a fuckin alien when I say that Forrest Gump is a truly hateful film.

Imagine Stephen King, circa 1997, putting out daily press releases promoting his anti-gay org while publishing horror books as Richard Bachman. Imagine George Lucas, circa 2007, announcing a billion dollar fund for anti-Muslim lawsuits, then launching 'The Clone Wars.' This is J.K. Rowling today.

I didn’t love the singles, but I’m relieved to say that the new Charli is pretty good. It’s no BRAT, but what the fuck is??

if this flag offends you i'll help you pack

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

“i’m demon free bitch” is one of the funniest things i have ever heard

piracy is the only extant form of media preservation that exists in games right now, you might find it morally reprehensible but there is literally no other institution that will keep games alive in 25, 50 years' time

Ended vacation w/ my family yesterday by smoking a joint, having a couple beers and playing most of a run in the Star Fox remake. Went to bed and met a friend first thing after waking up to see Jackass. Have to go back to the hell of real life tomorrow, but that was about as good as it can get.

You know they aren't real gamers because the helicopter isnt in the top left.

You know if we actually had an opposition party this quote would be running on political ads 24/7 but instead we just have a country club full of nonagenarians.

It’s been a minute since I hopped on the soapbox so I’m gonna do it… Own All Your Favorite Art On Physical Media And Share It

it's cool that the president is trying to steal two billion dollars from my taxes to give to his pedophile friends and i'm supposed to like keep doing my job or whatever

If you ranked the 1000 most corrupt things ever done by an executive branch official in the history of the United States something like 950 of them would have happened since Jan 20 2025.

Tragedy: I don’t like the new Charli xcx song.

Hey @support.bsky.team / @bsky.app, why the fuck are you doing this? When trans women call out harassers, your MO is to ban the victim of said harassment? Explain how this makes sense.

The best Star War is Andor. If you’re only counting the movies, the best Star War is The Last Jedi. A New Hope > Empire Strikes Back Rogue One is an infuriating movie. It has a few 10/10 scenes, but its structure is utterly broken. And the CG/deepfaked Tarkin & Leia are *abominations*.

My man Cregger is *cooking*

My dream would be to have a little storefront to buy/sell/trade movies and video games. Have a small workbench to service/repair old game consoles. Mod old clickwheel iPods and Game Boys and stuff. I think it could be successful, millennials and Gen Z are hungry for owning their media.

I love these boys, god bless Jackass

Good things are possible when you don't elect Republicans

sucks that it’s come to this, but if congressional Republicans wanted to put up a national gerrymandering ban or multi member districts etc, it would pass *for sure*. until then fight fire with fire

This Nine Inch Noize record makes me feel like I could fistfight God.

🎶this is how legends are made🎶

Yep 💀

Hey @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social, just want to say a deep thank you for HELLMODE. I’ve been having a really bad brain day today; having something that recognizes how fucked up everything is and is realistic about it and yet still isn’t hopeless is a fucking balm.

the psychic damage of being online and aware this morning is staggering

i think if you tweet "a whole civilization will die tonight" you shouldn't go to the hague, the hague should get to come to you

that the president is making unhinged threats of war crimes on easter sunday should be an immediate presidency-ending scandal and that the media is rewriting this as just a normal negotiating tactic should be a career-ending scandal for everyone involved

your grandparents voting for reagan