AlanPadres

AlanPadres

@alanpadres.bsky.social

Pragmatist/Optimist/Pessimist. Pediatric Nurse🙏❤️ Life is like a cake, there’s LAYERS to it! Context matters. GO PADRES!!!

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Might start hangin out on here more. Helluva season from our Padres. Brutal finish, but easily the most fun I’ve had watching this team all season. Over halfway done with nursing school now and can smell the finish line. Time to lock in for fall/winter 😎🔥❤️🙏

Thoroughly enjoying this World Series, and also going to throughly enjoy not seeing a constant barrage of SLOP ads from every crevice of the dirty parts of America

John Smoltz would be a significantly better broadcaster if he said what he wanted to say with 1/3 the # of words that he normally does, but also don’t ALWAYS talk anytime there is dead space. Do better

The next Jurassic Park movie will be a documentary about these guys combining dogs with dinosaurs making the next NEXT generation of biological attack drone

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This is what happens when you inject bleach

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i found liberty biberty dead on top of my car. i called about an investigation or a toxicology report or something and they said to just put it in the garbage and not worry about it. another thing i gotta deal with

Surely the Milwaukee Brewers, a universally respected organization, will honor their word and give these 1,000 people the best available seats for the World Series, like they were promised when 11 years ago they bought tickets for $1000 . . . Hey @ErikGreupner don’t get any ideas . . .

FOX6 News Milwaukee@fox6now.bsky.social

The Brewers will allow select "Timeless Ticket" holders to keep their World Series seat – and the unique pass – after what the team described as a "mistake" coordinating the special officer's redemption.

The Brewers should keep the roof closed every single game, and turn up the volume of all sound/music to dodger stadium levels. Use that home field advantage

Looking forward to an epic World Series between 2 incredible teams, but mostly I’m looking forward to hear my favorite announcer calling games, renowned Hall of Famer John Smoltz

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John Smoltz used to have unique insight. Now it’s just “If LA wants to win they need to score more runs than the Brewers.”

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I’m sure when they return from the commercial Smoltz will say the bunt cost them an out with a base runner in scoring position