Alex Ator

redemption, thy name is Cairo!

Part of my literal job is to fly out to physical game studios to rescue and recover historical materials that might be endangered and put them in a permanent archive. @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social is a 501(c)3 publicly funded to do that, my DMs are open, and I'm free for the next couple weeks...

I have greatly enjoyed watching America feel the same things I have felt about Vivek Ramaswamy since the fall of 2003

me, the dumbest person alive: "i will say something to make lebron james so mad he yells at me"

If I lived in NYC I’d be so broke from seeing musicals.

Tearing up thinking about all the bongs that will soon be named Biddy Blazed

you'll never understand John Mateer's game. 9-D chess. Esperanto playcalling. Football zaza that will leave you reading Sanskrit in the LED flickers. Idi Amin playmaking. He sent his game tape to Criterion and they filed it under Classic Italian Vampire Erotica. He stole a car and it thanked him.

if those mormons locked me on the patio while it was snowing just because the cougars made two field goals i would burn the apartment complex down

@tolkoto.com how we feeling about Cleveland going into tomorrows game? As a certified Sox hater( cubs fan), I’m rooting for Cleveland

Jacob Geller is no longer a part of Nebula. Ongoing projects have been terminated effective immediately, and his content has been removed from our catalog.

Bring a Big Gulp to your interview who gives a shit

@jerf.xyz I’m getting to the part of the VMDT where you talk about your heavier music side. Do you listen to any deathcore at all? Whitechapel, suicide silence, the acacia strain etc?

[jumping into your conversation without a lot of needed context] Oh wow so only femme lesbians are allowed at the bar now?

Waiting to board an airplane while your quarterback tears his achilles might actually be worse than having experienced the Double Doink in person.

so basically AI has created an economy where we now receive free boxes of food we don't want, which is fine I guess but the instructions are written by the Zodiac killer.

oh, my god -- shut up

had to dust it off

The army is going to have a draft again before the Clippers do.

Excuse me I've smoked weed which was gifted me in a small Supreme bag.

@floppyadult.com i am just walking around my house yelling “Bobby Moynihan” what have you done to me?

Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes.

I would piss on that little freak and run the electricity right through his wet corpse

I’ve given it a lot of thought and you can really see the influence of this in his later work.

The Gears of War beta has support for PlayStation haptic triggers. Nice of them to include that in their Xbox Console Exclusive Game Only For Xbox And PC Which Is Also Xbox Now But Not Everything Is An Xbox Please Don't Say Everything Is An Xbox Oh Wait I Mean XBOX Don't Hit Me Again Please Help

When a dog lays down in the sun and does the biggest sigh you've ever heard >>>>>>

Everyone is fawning over the raccoon with long limbs and a fucked up torso but when I do it y'all don't say a goddamn thing.

like specifically at the beach? are there socialist skimboarders threatening our freedoms and, if so, are they good looking?

women are naturally worse at jeopardy because on the savannah they were gatherers whereas men's job was to know the state river of Indiana

Constantly practicing my craft by leaving detailed reviews of different parmesan cheeses I buy via the Walmart app

Mitch McConnell is in my house right now doing pull ups. He’s crushing it. He just asked if we can get Whataburger after. Later we’re going to watch Brotherhood of the Wolf.

Crazy for a dude who was so pro life to fucking die, Embarrassing actually

Standing around at the park and there are parents nearby talking about DCS and buying a HOTAS and it’s sickening! We’re in public!

Elaine’s flipping that shit, smart

This all came about because we came over to very nicely remind them . . . AGAIN . .. that they're not supposed to block the shared driveway and really don't do it during showings because you're scaring the hoes

Expert pronunciation from a pronunciation expert.

what's up everybody it's ya boy Mitch McConnell, I'm over at Jeff's place we're getting WRIZZNECKED on Captain Morgan and White Monster. Sorry for not saying anything sooner, been busy out here getting so much ass they call me Osama Been Fuckin, anyways peace

the problem with the games industry is that it makes money in a sustainable way by creating stuff that people want to pay for this is in contrast to how big capital would prefer to make money, by trying to scale fake numbers to infinity using gambler brained investors lured in by impossible claims

TInTin and The Case of Beating Your Ass

Doing corrupt stuff just to get fucked by Belgium is something.

i am diagnosing the united states men’s national team with a case of Stinkous Doo Doo Ass

Let’s give them the true Philadelphia football experience! Have Jalen Carter sack Mbappe, then Hurts can throw the dagger to Devonta Smith at the Paraguay goal. Go Birds.

Belgium breaking the heart of an African nation? What is this, most of the 19th and 20th century?