Al Hatch

Two things can be true at once... The police have no role at a kids sports coaching session. None. A kid hogging the ball and not following coach's instructions needs to be benched.

Algebra, numbers, principles of optics, medical encyclopedias, astronomy, hospitals, surgical tools, universities, coffee, lab chemistry--all of Arabic origin. This mfer had a brain worm, collects road kills, sounds like a dial up modem, works out in jeans. This is a uniquely American arrogance.

Dude needs to read about 9th C Persia. Baghdad House of Wisdom. Al Khwarizmi and Al Kindi. Etc

American bosses don't give a shit about you. This is "respect your abuser" shit

Gemini, explain relativity with a cat pic.

Remind me, BBC, why Gary Lineker had to resign?

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The flag of Palestine, a state recognised in law by the UK under Kier Starmer, is no more the colours of Hamas than the Saudi Arabia flag is the colours of the 9/11 hijackers.

Trans people are "poor deluded freaks" now, according to multi-millionaire "rationalist" Richard Dawkins. Always punching down, these rich bastards. Never using their platform to lift up the oppressed, the marginalised.

If ya don't eat nuthin groceries cost zero.

This popped up on my Readwise highlights today and it seems timely. Thanks @aptshadow.bsky.social

Imagine that... appeasing the right doesn't work. Who knew?

I'm stockpiling fucks. Here's what I got so far... . . .

Security "you can't bring that in here" Me "It's my emotional support animal" Security "It's a python" Me "Emotional support python" Security "That's not a thing" Me "Kaa, this guy needs a hug"

Security "you can't bring that in here" Me "It's my emotional support animal" Security "It's a python" Me "Emotional support python" Security "That's not a thing" Me "Kaa, this guy needs a hug"

Parcel service: "We now send you live updates on your parcel delivery with 5 emails, 2 texts and 3 push notifications, isn't that great?" me: "No" Parcel service: "We hear ya! We'll up the texts to 5, and then call you as well. And also tweet about it. You can opt out by not buying anything."

Well done, racists, well done. You've successfully taken us back to the 70s when "p***-bashing" and "queer-bashing" was commonplace. Superb effort. Hope you're happy.

"Thank you for donating blood last week. Unfortunately your recipient, Brian from Colchester, has been unable to sleep for three days since his infusion of your blood. Please drink less coffee before donating in future."

For the record, I disavow the Brotherhood of Man.

For the Brits among us... It's Cheese! It's Peas! It's Cheesy Peas!

Retribution for what, Mike? Retribution for what? (Goose meme)

Ukraine was obviously winning, so Putin exercised his Kompromat.

We're at the "is being nice bad?" stage of fascism folks.

Yeah because as long as "our DOGE guy" eviscerates our hard won civil rights and consumer protections *while wearing a grey suit* we'll all be happy.

This is the way.

The world's richest 0.0001%, with ALL the power, have fucked things up so badly the poorest 99.9999% now have to eat porridge and die young so they can keep fucking things up some more until we ALL die. Did I get that right?

Escape Room.

So you're telling me that AGAIN a serving police officer was known, within the force, by the nickname RAPEY. Known as a rapist for years. Again. (like Carrick, like Couzens...) Jail, for the whole damn force. Disband Devon and Cornwall Police and start again. 😡🤬

Rooney needs to slap that genocide apologist's grin off his fat face with a lawsuit for defamation. I will contribute to her crowdfunder. Boulton is a sleazebag.

Literally everyone in The Blues Brothers that wasn't a title character 😂

The Righteous Chemical Brothers

The Black Eyed PJ Harvey

TIL that HSBC claims to run a Halal investment fund. A bit like an animal testing cosmetics company selling a range of "cruelty-free" cosmetics.

Challenge accepted.

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

Fucking fascists. Where is the warrant? Where is the grand jury transcript? What charges were filed? (I know the answers, none, none and none)

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We’ve been talking about this for years. None of these far-right movements are organic.

Yet again, felon45's electioneering lies are printed in @theguardian.com aa gospel, not a flicker of skepticism or basic journalistic practices. Russia doesn't have enough diesel for its own needs, it won't be selling any to the US. Also this is illegal because of sanctions. And immoral. Do better

Magnoleon

Earth Girls are Easy Rider

Beverly Hills Robocop