Allow Myself to Introduce...Myself

Just for fun. Four TV characters that represent my personality:

Bluesky has four types of users.

Oh FFS. 🤦‍♂️ Today years old...

After a hurried explanation, my daughter thinks Elizabeth Holmes is a vampire and keeps saying in a deep voice “I want your bloooood” which is I guess good enough?

"Karma Police" by Radiohead Album: "OK Computer" Time: 2:23 pm

Uecker’s “Mr. Belvedere” kids.

Ruin a song by adding "I guess" to its title. I Guess I Guess That's Why They Call it the Blues.

Airbnb went from a cheap way to crash in a spare bedroom or rent a vacation house for a weekend and turned into "what if hotels openly hated you and acted like they were doing you a favor by letting you give them hundreds of dollars to stay there, and also it's more expensive"

I saw this thing yesterday! 😂

Sorry I was late I caught the wrong trolley on the way here

Bad news the Eagles starting left tackle is out for the season too after team doctors drowned him to see if he was a witch

🎃🐈‍⬛ Aubuchon Ace Hardware (Ipswich, MA)

New insult unlocked. “Hey kid, go pound ocean!”

“UNCLE IS A FINGER PUPPET”

Jesus Christ.

Boston, please! And this should really apply to any indoor public space. Restaurants, the grocery store, the airport... Nobody else wants to hear it.

Blockbuster Night Commercial NBC/KYW-TV 3 1995-05-22 : 29s

Or we could just inspect and repair our infrastructure so it doesn't collapse.

"we are the dictionary" is slaying me

If you want to gain admission to this secret after-hours club on the Upper West Side, you will first need approval from the two American Barn Owls guarding the door. 🦉🚪🦉

I'm going to start buying cheap headphones to hand out on the train. 😐😐😐

This Week On The Charts 10/16/1993: The Gin Blossoms hit the charts with “Hey Jealousy”, written by Doug Hopkins prior to his leaving the band. #GinBlossoms #RockHonorRoll #Altedge

VH1 Before They Were Rock Stars - Goo Goo Dolls : 277s

Whoa, Black Betty...

Atari 5200 - "Arcade Players, Get Ready" commercial (USA, 1982) : 17s

I think it's really cool that Old Spice left the band to start her deodorant business.

Bryan Cranston posts about RJ Mitte’s death on Instagram: “It is especially devastating to hear that he took his own life.”

boo

Say Go Bills. Say it.

Well who can go to sleep after that?!

I see Tyler Ass has made an appearance. 🙄

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Unfortunately there is no sound and I don't want to go back and find it again but here's several angles

The most wholesome response from Payton Tolle 🥹 #redsox #paytontolle #nickofferman #ronswanson | @mollyknight.bsky.social @joeposnanski.com

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GUY WHO THINKS HIS RESTAURANT WILL BE DIFFERENT ON KITCHEN NIGHTMARES

Oct. 9, 1926: This is believed to be the shortest toll bridge in the world. The portable span over the Bude River at low tide in Cornwall, England, is operated by William Brinton (right), who asks pedestrians to chip in a penny when they cross.

Over here trying to dodge that "Beaches in Tennessee" song with my radio presets.