Althea 🚌🚏⛅️

You never see me at the club? Well I never see you trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.

Public appreciation post for saint expedite 🫡

What a blessing this album has been on my family music.apple.com/us/album/im-...

Me at being alive in October 2026

Our kids figured out that they can FaceTime each other from the other room by pressing their other parent’s picture when we are trying to call family members far away and running quickly to the other room, send strength to me and @atherton.bsky.social

OMFG the Maine AFL-CIO has bird buttons www.instagram.com/p/DekyrWnkbCr/

Being a toddler mom is great because sometimes your littlest hands you something urgently and it’s a card that says this

We can talk about days but "3 questions" has to be an all time low for any WH press secretary

Breaking Scaramucci's record on Columbus Day Week?

A Zacharia is half a Scaramucci

There aren’t words for how exhausting this happening in elementary schools basically my entire adult life has been

I almost never use my school's outlook calendar and I can't believe it's trying to counsel me on the risks of meeting up with my academic mentor for our annual "wtf am i doing with my life?" meeting tomorrow

Grabs sign and takes to the streets chanting: "BOG IT DOWN"

Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your CV? Professional Tarot reader: work wasn’t in the cards

This is immoral

I survived watching the uncomfortably sexy Red Robin ASMR commercial in a mixed generation setting. *whispers* YUM! Bottomless broccoli shhhhhh

“you got that hit mail piece on Talarico?” “sure thing, boss, real fucking sexy just like you asked” “what?”

Marked safe from being my neighborhood association president for another year 🫡

SUSAN COLLINS: I was successful in getting road salt removed from the Canada tariff list TROY JACKSON: What about everything else? We can't eat road salt

I know @finchinabq.bsky.social can't see me dancing in my seat in response to her comment but I danced in my seat, it was perfect. Happy Banned Books Week and Week Without Driving!

My phone just asked me if I wanted to call into a toddler birthday party on our calendar 😭😭😭

it's far from the most depressing part, but i can't believe i'm going to be rooting for tampa bay shortly....already excited to build on what we did this season next year.

awoke this morning with a Vision

I don't know how this logistically would work but if I were still teaching K-12 computer skills, I would allow my students to IM during class as long as they were typing on QWERTY. Mavis Beacon + AIM means these fingers are lightning fast, I feel bad zoomers didn't get the same opportunity to learn.

I can’t believe it took until Sunday to play the new Ms. Rachel album for our kids! So nice to have a way to play these bangers on the go without an internet connection 💃🕺📻

I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.

👀 #burqueskies #albuquerque

What if every city that declared a #ClimateEmergency actually acted like it’s an emergency? What if every city that committed to #VisionZero actually acted like they meant it, prioritizing human lives in decision-making? What if every city’s budget actually reflect their approved plans & visions?

If you speed up to splash people walking in this weather (and there are absolutely people who do this), you are a terrible person

Giving people from Tuscon a tour of the ABQ bus system later, do I make a joke thanking them for bringing them the moisture or a comment in jest that it does this all the time and they should take frog vacations here?

Just a tiny reminder to Albuquerque that it’s ok to drive a tiny bit slower in heavy rain and flooding conditions than you do the other 364 days a year, especially when passing a pedestrian who doesn’t want to be splashed. Turn around, don’t drown. Fly low and slow.

“We can do hard things” is my civic engagement mantra

I did not have “psychosexual obsessions of a mediocre news personality destroy the U.S. military” on my “Exit from Hegemony” bingo card.

This article is so good manasvipote.substack.com/p/what-langu...