Amelia Bloody Rose

... I have now seen more than one movie in the past 18 months where Austin Abrams's character is thrown around by Josh Brolin character

I also don't know why THIS is the movie premise that broke my ability to think abstractly. Why is THIS the one that makes Themes and Metaphors as storytelling devices are UNBELIEVABLY FUNNY

"I have complicated feelings about my dad, who was a Josh Brolin character" *GLORP* "...DAMMIT"

Somebody please edit this with first-generation Yoshi noises www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN9F...

I am having Anxiety tonight, so let's combat it with something nice and comfy and watch #MonsterChillerHorrorTheater! Nothing could go wrong--OH MY GOD that is a BEAUTIFUL dog #GoodBoy

Oh, snap, that last shot on Todd's TV WAS Carnival of Souls! Heh. Nice #GoodBoy

I am having Anxiety tonight, so let's combat it with something nice and comfy and watch #MonsterChillerHorrorTheater! Nothing could go wrong--OH MY GOD that is a BEAUTIFUL dog #GoodBoy

ME: *sniffling as the shade of Todd tells his dog that he was a Good Dog but he can't save him, and the ghosts were metaphors all along, and to let him go* DOG ACTOR: Yes, hello?? TREATS? #GoodBoy

I am having Anxiety tonight, so let's combat it with something nice and comfy and watch #MonsterChillerHorrorTheater! Nothing could go wrong--OH MY GOD that is a BEAUTIFUL dog #GoodBoy

The safety-conscious ghost put out Todd's candles so the house wouldn't burn down. Nice of it! #GoodBoy

I am having Anxiety tonight, so let's combat it with something nice and comfy and watch #MonsterChillerHorrorTheater! Nothing could go wrong--OH MY GOD that is a BEAUTIFUL dog #GoodBoy

It was nice of Pumpkinhead to remove the chain the dog was trailing after he snapped it off the doghouse, though. Don't want those literal loose ends #GoodBoy

I am having Anxiety tonight, so let's combat it with something nice and comfy and watch #MonsterChillerHorrorTheater! Nothing could go wrong--OH MY GOD that is a BEAUTIFUL dog #GoodBoy

Well, we've hit the third-act breakup, I guess. Todd, you dick, don't put the dog out in the rain. #GoodBoy

I am having Anxiety tonight, so let's combat it with something nice and comfy and watch #MonsterChillerHorrorTheater! Nothing could go wrong--OH MY GOD that is a BEAUTIFUL dog #GoodBoy

Oh, NO! The dog is being led by a will-o'-the-wisp the EXACT Colour Out of Space, leading me to wonder if he can even SEE it--oh, it was just a scary dream. ... I wonder if dogs can dream magenta #GoodBoy

I am having Anxiety tonight, so let's combat it with something nice and comfy and watch #MonsterChillerHorrorTheater! Nothing could go wrong--OH MY GOD that is a BEAUTIFUL dog #GoodBoy

Todd's dyingitis looks a lot like esophageal varices, but he's still alive, so I think the poor guy just has a bad case of throat squibs #GoodBoy

I am having Anxiety tonight, so let's combat it with something nice and comfy and watch #MonsterChillerHorrorTheater! Nothing could go wrong--OH MY GOD that is a BEAUTIFUL dog #GoodBoy

I'm gonna hand it to the filmmakers here: they've managed to assemble a decent boilerplate haunted-house movie around an angelically affable dog. Props to them for that! #GoodBoy

I am having Anxiety tonight, so let's combat it with something nice and comfy and watch #MonsterChillerHorrorTheater! Nothing could go wrong--OH MY GOD that is a BEAUTIFUL dog #GoodBoy

WHOA HELLO, Ghost Dog, didn't see you there! OLD GUY: So anyway I found your grandpa's body, but We NeVeR fOuNd ThE bOdY oF HiS dOg! GHOST DOG: Did you yahoos even CHECK the basement, I'm totally down here #GoodBoy

I am having Anxiety tonight, so let's combat it with something nice and comfy and watch #MonsterChillerHorrorTheater! Nothing could go wrong--OH MY GOD that is a BEAUTIFUL dog #GoodBoy

Toddguy is entirely In Denial about having Canceritis. They're driving it home as he bickers with his sister over the phone. I'm on her side. Sorry, Toddguy. #GoodBoy

I am having Anxiety tonight, so let's combat it with something nice and comfy and watch #MonsterChillerHorrorTheater! Nothing could go wrong--OH MY GOD that is a BEAUTIFUL dog #GoodBoy

Todd blithely takes his dog on a stroll through the graveyard, "Creepy, huh? It's all my family, you know! Who all died mysteriously young!" #GoodBoy

I am having Anxiety tonight, so let's combat it with something nice and comfy and watch #MonsterChillerHorrorTheater! Nothing could go wrong--OH MY GOD that is a BEAUTIFUL dog #GoodBoy

Being a dumb human, Todd is not aware that there are Dark Figures lurking around the house plotting to bite his head off #GoodBoy

I am having Anxiety tonight, so let's combat it with something nice and comfy and watch #MonsterChillerHorrorTheater! Nothing could go wrong--OH MY GOD that is a BEAUTIFUL dog #GoodBoy

Oh, no! Todd has come down with Coughing-Up-Blooditis! I think it's fatal, but Todd has decided to move to Grandpa's Evil Dead Cabin In The Woods! Surely the Canceritis won't think to look for him THERE! #GoodBoy

I am having Anxiety tonight, so let's combat it with something nice and comfy and watch #MonsterChillerHorrorTheater! Nothing could go wrong--OH MY GOD that is a BEAUTIFUL dog #GoodBoy

As I understand it, Indy the Dog is not much of an actor, so I'm guessing #GoodBoy is going to be a lot of cinematography and editing to show The Haunted House From The Dog's Point Of View

Walt Goddamn Disney has a lot to answer for

I am WILDLY cynical about the US's response and reaction to 9/11, but if I were to recommend an unironic documentary about it to the understandably cynical kids who don't remember it, it would be the Naudet Brothers' 9/11. It's like 9/11 found footage youtu.be/_Iw-1bOQNIA?...

I recall being utterly fascinated by the way we watched Jules Naudet dissociate through the camera, as though this is his designated, destined Task, and if he records it, he will get through this ordeal. The camera becomes a survival talisman