Andrea Sengebusch

You can go on skates. You can go on skis. You can go in a hat. But please go. Please!

An epic new series of #Taskmaster starts tonight at 9pm on Channel 4 and around the world on YouTube at 10pm.

Im Winter: Netlix-Kaminfeuer. Im Sommer: Netflix-Ventilator

Well done for making it through a ridiculously warm week 🥵. Take it easy today and enjoy a well earned rest this weekend. This week’s #FridayTeacherTask is pretty basic one. Good luck, you time starts now. #teacher #wellbeing #education

Older lady peeped the rainbow flag on my bike, asked in a thick Russian accent “It’s your Pride?” She told me her youngest grandchild is “not she berry or he berry but no berry.” I said “Nonbinary?” She got so excited. Yes! Yes! And “Is a secret, but they are my“ *looks around, whispers* “favorite.”

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Here we go! Bittersweet #taskmaster finale. 💙💚💛💚💛💙❤️💛💛❤️

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Today's #Muppet GIF of the Day is...

Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze. That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.

Vote anti-nazi, no matter whatzi

#hardforhorne goes real life 😂 I snatched this pic from @haiminh.bsky.social 's Insta stories 😇 To everyone in Chesham today: Go Eggs! Go Chickens! And have the best of times. 🥚🐓🥳 @cheshamutdfc.bsky.social @alexhorne.bsky.social #ComedyFootballTrophy

gonna be sporting and give tim a five minute head start

Divorced, Beheaded, Died, Divorced, Beheaded, Survived

Amy in episode 5: „don’t scroll!“ Kumail in episode 6: „hold my beer“ #taskmaster

Happy Greg's Birthday to those who celebrate

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Just in case anyone's curious (I was): The award for Most Redundant Technology went to - Shoelaces. ¯\(ツ)/¯

The number of sleepers is steadily growing. Bed is where more and more people are going.

i had a very stupid idea for a sitcom about a depressed guy running a shop alongside the incompetent AI droid who was learning from him in order to take his job, and in the first episode the droid tries to kill the guy because it learned how to act from movies about AI. nice to see it come true

Stop it! Stop it! That's enough, sir. I can't say such silly stuff, sir.

LANDLORD: You said you had a hole in your wall? Which wall? ME: The… the fourth wall. LANDLORD: What do you mean? ME: Hey, all you folks here love it when a joke goes postmodern? STUDIO AUDIENCE: (cheers) LANDLORD: Oof, yeah, definitely, that’s a bad one.

Me on #taskmaster day

Why does this sound like #taskmaster again? 😂

Today's #Muppet GIF of the Day is...

#Taskmaster Listening to the Sting and Shaggy Silent Night that Joel mentioned and honestly, it's a shame they couldn't play the actual song on the show, 'cause it's not bad. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBND...

Wenn psychische Erkrankungen mit Abstand die meisten stationären Behandlungskosten verursachen, Hauptgrund für Frühberentung und Arbeitsausfall sind, dann würde ich ja nicht die Mittel für ambulante Psychotherapie kürzen. Aber was weiß ich schon.

Die Regierung plant laut einem Medienbericht, die Pflege teurer zu machen. Da sind sie wieder, die lebensnahen und sozialen Ideen, die die Bundesregierung so sympathisch machen.

That's the attitude.

found this weird cable buried in my back garden when I was planting potatoes. couldn't figure out what it was for so I just chopped it up with a shovel. didn't get electrocuted so I assume it was okay. posting here because I can't log into facebook right now

Oh, these worms are haunting me. 🪱 I'm so relieved there'll be other topics to discuss after tonight's show. #taskmaster

Today's #Muppet GIF of the Day is...

Oh, this is going to be good 😁

Public Service announcement to start the week #TASKMASTER

I'll take him gladly 😁 but also hope he comes with his little assistant, whom I adore a little more 😊 🔵🟢🟡🟢🟡❤️

Today's #Muppet GIF of the Day is...

an inspiration for us all. she got out.