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Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

Went and had a splinter removed by the doc. Now I have to deal with numb limbs?! Worse than the splinter.

Of course the largest hard drive in the file server is throwing SMART errors. Of course that's now a $300 drive.

my body is a machine that turns disk space into not enough disk space

todays my birthday. it’s also the day 16 years ago I discovered that a customer for the data center I worked at had racked 3 full cabinets with over $200k of brand new server hardware on top of $80 of canned soda from our customer lounge vending machine to avoid spending $600 on mounting rails

legendary item

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Don't let the compliments get to you, bury them in a bottle and shove them deep into an inky void and forget they exist.

New Blog! There is lots of RFC1918 space out there, yet most people use the same 10 /24 subnets I ended up having my OOB LAN collide with someone's home network a few weeks ago, and decided to find a new subnet to use that won't collide backed up with actual usage data!

best unicode character is "ꙮ" without a doubt. used one time in a single 15th century manuscript to emphasise "many-eyed seraphim" and unicode thought it was really important that we can type that whenever we want

I live for this type of statue. We need more

I'm so horny I would let you explain transformers to me (either)

I wanted to balls deep this week. I'm now second guessing that decision.

I was excited for Dungeons and Dragons. For various reasons none of my ttrpg games have met this month. After sitting in chat for a few minutes I realized it was cancelled. 😭

If you see this, post a picture from your device without explanation

Just gotta reinstall windows, nice and easy! *3 hours later* Great. An unrelated drive have been wiped and all of my efi partitions are missing? Rabble rabble

I am a former incarcerated firefighter. I served in a California fire camp from 2009 to 2012. Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place. A thread.

I've had this meat mech suit for 3 decades now. I'm still continually surprised at new ways it's keeping me on notice.

JUST IN: Tesla Cybertruck explodes at the entrance to Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas

I’m sorry but SONIC DID WHAT TO MUFASA???

No cat, you're supposed to be where I can pet you not on my feet under the blanket

here's a Sora generated video of gymnastics

Nope. Too cozy. Oh I have to work? No, I quit due to the aforementioned condition of being too cozy.

Whelp. Guess I'm not _that_ gay

Signal alone is not enough. If you are an activist, you need a complete self-defense against surveillance. @eff.org has been maintaining these resources for years: ssd.eff.org

No I won't order you an LTE to VGA adapter, it's 2024 use HDMI.

I didn't impulse buy a 3D printer you did!

A guide for which versions of Batman are cops and which ones aren't. Golden Age Batman, pre-Robin: Not a cop, even though he shoots people. Has an antagonistic relationship with the Gotham PD.

Maybe I have too many projects. Oh look, another project!

this tweet did not end where i expected

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Anyone ever see "Undulatus Asperitas" in the wild? I've never had the "pleasure" (😬) myself, but I'm curious how it would feel to see the whole sky freaking the fuck out like that!

As an aside, the most annoying thing about charitable giving is that now you're forever in their email database. Even if you've opted out! Please, non-profits: Just take my money and send me a receipt and let that be the end of it. I'm more likely to give again if I don't hear from you after that.