Mark Joseph Soft

Mark Joseph Soft

I told someone I work with I was writing a book and they said "I like to pretend I've never seen your posts but you had one about how Maryland drivers actually aren't bad and it genuinely changed the way I think."

ok man but if the elections are annulled he's still gonna be the president, he's the incumbent lol

I'm absolutely ecstatic Lula won!🇧🇷 We should bring back fingering

saw someone else post this in response to Raman’s comments but it’s too correct to not reshare

my dentist dead looked me in the eye and said i might never cum from over the pants hand stuff again

there’s a certain genre of image

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #CreditCardNumber 👀

Listen to @bloodwork.show

A bunch of parents who were shitty to their kids are about to be radicalized in a uk white woman style because their kids don’t wanna talk to them anymore and no one really knows what to do with that information

Kinda sad cause none of these people know why their kids won’t talk to them because Western Culture is treating your kids like pets, property, or surrogate spouses and explaining that to like… the Average Mom is next to impossible

I watched Primetime and You Can See Everything in the same day and the combined thesis of these Lance Oppenheim movies is clear: 'abnormal' aspect ratios like 4:3 or 3:2 are cool, and we should bring back fingering.

Every time I have to spend money I feel like I'm being tricked.

It was one of the funniest things thats ever happened

This shit is so cool. They took away being able to afford computers for this shit.

Burt is helping remind me to vote no on WA I-638

Ben Quadinaros was too busy getting jacked OFF by his podracer to make sure it actually functioned.

I had no idea they were actually declaring trans people genderless for the purposes of entitlement to life saving emergency care. What a wretched country. What an awful, dying island.

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17 October 2023 – Bombing Al-Ahli Arab Hospital in #Gaza kills >200 #Palestinians 10 days after #October7th Israel claimed a misfired Hamas rocket but forensic investigation dispute this. Israel first bombed it 14 October 2023, in February 2024, and, in April 2025 www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/4/...

Without a hint of exaggeration, this is where we are now. Joelle was murdered for being trans by the National Health Service www.translegalclinic.com/justice-for-...

austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler? mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog austrian policeman: what's updog mrs. hitler (to camera):

i’m not surprised to see taylor swift at the chiefs game today. her husband is chiefs all-pro tight end and three-time super bowl champion travis kelce, who recently added yet another ring to his collection — a wedding ring

Now is the time to care about everyone, not “once we win” The time to care about everyone is always always always now

Stfu @bsky.app

this is the reason these questions are asked. it doesn't matter how well el-sayed answers, the media get to write a headline with his name and the muslim brotherhood in it. heated, islamist, implications, criticize, disavow, dual loyalty, scary man bad

hitman: you won't have a problem with your cousin... once removed

And the two men I admire most, Moynihan and piece of toast, walked onstage to jointly host, on Saaa, turdaaay, Night Live

Was just in my local bookshop, when I saw someone ask in hushed tones if they had any “Sally Rooney” left. Thankfully before the bookseller could pass them a copy of Intermezzo, this brave police officer (who was reading bell hooks) jumped up and arrested them. Thank you, officer.