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In case I haven’t mentioned

Can't wait for Milwaukee to add giant statues of Mike Stoklasa and Rich Evans.

no not Josh O'Connor!! Josh O'Connor isn't James Bond he's a little baby rabbit someone turned into a real boy!

man those Carolingians thought they had eveerything figured out. smooth sailing, a 1000 year empire on the horiz-oh god everyones fucking dead

wīg-hūs, n.n: battle-house, war-house, a tower or fortification. (WEE-HOOS / ˈwiːj-ˌhuːs) Image: Icelandic Physiologus; Iceland (Westfjord districts), c. 1200; Copenhagen, Arnamagnæanske Institut, AM 673 a 4º, f. 9v. #OldEnglish #WOTD

It's Dune Messiah dork. YA FUCKIN THINK?

I’ve said this many times but the actual smart move would be to make 4 movies with wildly different styles and tones. The Ringo Movie should not feel like The George Movie because their subjects are very different people!

Almost every contestant on the Celebrity Traitors: God I'm having a great time here. Ross Kemp: I'm a bear tied to a stake. They're trying to break my mind. But they can only do that if you let them. I won't let them. I won't. I fucking will not.

'Beigel Bake, Brick Lane' (2020) by Marc Gooderham marcgooderham.co.uk

Today's the 960th anniversary of the Battle of Hastings, so obviously I'm reposting my scenes from the Bayeux Tapestry in Playmobil.

Whoever pays for this long-running obituary notice has either never heard of Edgar Ætheling or really, really hates him.

Strong case to be made that Braveheart is fundamentally a very racist film about celtic peoples in general with how the Irish are also portrayed and how Robert the Bruce is almost completely anglicised

Ils étaient mi-cerf mi-escargot, et re mi-cerf derrière

“Hannah Fry is smart.” “We need something to show us while they are back at their lodgings.” “I dunno let’s give her an abacus.” #CelebrityTraitors

they did the thing

Ross Kemp slowly losing his mind might be a highlight of Celebrity Traitors.

One thing I find endlessly funny about the rise of AI is that it has revealed that there is a large number of people who believe that the reason they wrote essays at school or university is their teachers were desperately waiting for them to provide a definite answer to “Lear: what’s up with him?”

An iPlayer glitch watching an old episode of Dr Who gave me this oddly encouraging message:

I skipped high school to buy tickets for The Phantom Menace. The following day my Dad asked ," how was school?" I replied, " It was fine " He then threw this newspaper at me and asked , " how the fuck would you know?" He was so pleased with himself that I didn't actually get in trouble.

Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy

Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt https://theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-down-street-with-cup-of-coffee-1819574012/

I love how there's a perfect correlation between this perspective and the argument that medieval serfs had it good because of all the religious holidays. "Oh, they only spent a third of the year working on their Lord's fields" okay, what did they do about their own fields?

Narnia books as Isekai Manga

My retirement plan is to move to the Norman village of Estry and open a bar called the Bayeux Tap.

ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do

What I love about the people answering “negative” is they are basically saying “the last thousand years? I don’t care for them”.

Papa, did you have short form video as a child? Yes, son, we did. Harry Hill would come on TV and show you the short form video. People would send it in to him and he would compile the funniest possible content

Ok cmon this is just silly