Dylan Mitchell

Tell ya what, I like Andy Burnham and I'm glad he's prime minister, and all these little timings he's announced over the 100 days are good. BUT tomorrow's budget is gonna have to have some major stuff in it, or it's just tinkering round the edges.

Just found out that the Baltimore Ravens are named after The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe and I don't know how to process this information, other than I guess I'm a Baltimore Ravens fan now 🐦‍⬛ 🐦‍⬛

Harry Kane won ✅ Found out how to pronounce "Dazn" ✅ Don't think I'll be watching another Ballon d'Or ceremony tho, fucking hell 😆 ❌

Ballon d'Or ceremony is fucking painful, presenters are awful. Just give Harry the trophy and then I can watch something else 😆

Hahahahahahahahaha 🤍💙

Don't forget to turn your clocks inside out tonight guys

ok but this is actually an appropriate way to honor Bacchus and i think the ancients would have agreed

I'll take Headlines That Get Worse With Every Word for $200 please Alex

Traffic jams in the sky, because, reasons 🤷

People who've only seen a headline about this are raging on FB, cos they think she said he "can't say that" about women's clothes, but it's about saying "fuck" on SNL. It's a perfect joke, beautifully written swearing 😂 latenighter.com/news/snl-uk-...

Wordle 1,945 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 What a second guess that was 😆

Never in doubt 😅😅 Must be the lowest xG by a winning team, surely? 🤍 💙

An EEL?? In this economy? With *those* shoes??

Love this

When the neighborhood bully meets the real OG . 🤣

DOG ON THE PITCH! #MKDSCO

I fucking love Anthony Gordon, he's such a keen bean, always wants to make something happen #CROENG

He should tell them to fuck right off.

It's okay, I've heard it happens to a lot of videos, don't worry about it babe

Dressed like Inspector Gadget and farting on fellow councillors. And they'd have you think they're about to form a government www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/2660102...

Bluesky for the next 31 days

New business idea, I'll redo all your AI social media posts and AI posters, fiver a time. You get the choice of crayon or Sharpie. £1 extra premium to pop a photo on there too 😆 🫰 🫰

Oh, Viz.

What sport are these for

THOSE WHITE FUCKIN' ARROWS ON A TURQUOISE FUCKIN' BACKGROUND ARE NOTICEABLE BY THEIR ABSENCE ON THE OL' TIMELINE AREN'T THEY hahahahahahahaha

god this is just VERY funny

Can't get a moment's peace on this bloody planet.

I've heard of 4, only one which I've ever watched

First time we go in front in a game this season and it lasts all of a minute 😆🔵⚪

That small dick energy just keeps getting smaller

Challenger disaster, I was 7 and remember the news interrupting kids telly on BBC1

One for the money Two for the show Three to get ready Four for any other problem Nine to hear these options again

Remember in this weather Goths die in hot cars. If you see one trapped, smash a window and give them a saucer of snakebite and black

Frightened the fecking life outta me 😅

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"Verify your age" I learned about 9/11 when I put the news on on my Telewest cable TV box after coming home from a night shift at Netto.

Wordle 1,850 6/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟨 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 No comment 😆

NO MORE MATTERFACE!!!!

gabriel clarke, your job is not to tell jude bellingham what tuchel thinks. he will tell the players.