Elder Nerd Axey

Hey California! Be careful this election because the big money creeps are trying to trick you (again).

Spread far and wide to make this a thing! #DollyParton

Spider-Man: No Way, Homie!

That LAUGH at the end! TGC just killing it #TeamAegonII rn sorry fam it is what it is

"Something just brushed past my leg!" — Luke Skywalker, #StarWars Image credit: tempestkc on Threads #LincolnMemorialReflectingPool #USA

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🏳️‍🌈

Maynard popped up just to say hi. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0is_...

Holy shit y'all. Anthrax WOKE! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj5u...

I was today years old when I first realized the actor who played Ser Arlan of Pennytree also played the captured shapechanging dude going through various traumas in Yes's 1983 music video for "Owner Of A Lonely Heart". www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiA0...

In a nutshell. 😊

Ever wonder what would happen if you took Primus and Oingo Boingo, dressed them in Illuminati-inspired GWAR costuming, and threw them into a blender with some LSD and a bunch of toys that made weird little French noises www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssi...

"Noooobody knooooows... the trouble I've seeeeeeen...."

Cannons are back, living their best Disco lives, and this shit slaps! 7th grade me would HATE me right now! 😅 www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZvG...

Chuck Norris died because he knew Mean Joe Greene would need a bodyguard on his way to heaven.

www.instagram.com/p/DV6Js56jT3F/

#dragjectory

I remember when trying to forgive student loans was massive overreach of Presidential power.

The '70's were so woke. Why, in the 1950's we'd have never tolerated this sort of anarchist behavior. www.youtube.com/shorts/Anhn9...

Cracking up at this guy posting as a journalist covering the tourneys in #AKnightOfTheSevenKingdoms ( #AKOTSK spoilers)

My sportsball team lost last night! Close game, and I was slightly sad. Obligatory "We'll get 'em next year!" #RamsHouse! Anyway, FUCK ICE!

General Strike Now Shut The whole fucking thing DOWN #Mm

If any of y'all are fool enough to still be on the HELLSITE, I'm wrapping up the top 64 bracket with a 4-way fight between Aretha, Ray, Prince, and Elton ('cause the bastards had the temerity to tie)... And I'm just about a month away from leaving TwiX forever! Go vote if ya care ta!

New Year, new Couch-Schnauzer. He's spying!

How I'm walking out of 2025

If you see this post, share a smile.

Sometimes this world is just spine-crushingly sad, and I just need there to be zero news.

Trump is a disgusting pile of shit, and despite outing him for being in the Epstein Files, Elon still props up his animated corpse on his vile hellsite. I can't wait for my stinkin' BattleAxey tournament to finally crown an all-time music champion in 8 weeks and I can leave TwiX for good. Love y'all

"Come Hither"

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die." --Dick Cheney probably

NOONEUNDERSTAAAAAAAANDS

you know, I never thought I'd buy a copy of the Post but I might need to frame this one

As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed. The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.

wait wait wait wait WAIT how the hell is new york now more woke than cali?? COME ON #Prop50 GIVE US OUR CRED BACK

Be a bad idea to ever check my blood pressure during any Rams-Niners game. D:

We're surging towards the Final 32 bands / artists, back at the ol' Hellsite, and Scorps and Maiden are in a DOGfight! Go there and vote if ya wants. Once the 32 is done, I am done with the former Twitter!!

Just a friendly reminder of whose sportsball™ team's gonna win it all this year..

(\_/) ( •_•) />🪓🖕 Copy the rabbit, but change what he's holdi---oh fuck ow fuck alla youse ow ow

Just checking in with my Sky peeps. Taking Eli to Big Bear to avoid the trauma of fireworks. See y'all day-after-tomorrow with an (hopefully) emotionally stable Schnauzer!

Obie is on 🔥today, if y'all don't follow him, you should

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

I can't stop laughing, this feels like some sort of wild fucking national holiday