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They're called Waymo because you can do "Waymo" farting in there 🙌 because of the no driver 💅 yep

There propably will be no better one-sentence horror story this october!

emotionally resonant

One must imagine the waymo happy

They're gonna need a lot more Waymos once millennials really start dropping, then.

This is genuinely terrifying.

They needed way mo money than they had time

perfectly explains the one i saw driving by itself through a cemetery -- just making its way along the winding little roads. We were there for a memorial, and we saw it drive in, around for a while, and leave again by itself. 🤷🏼

tfw the gig economy hits the river styx.

Orzhov coded dystopia

1000 debtors a day to fuel Waymo.

profile pic checks out

Orzhova rises...

I'm certain of this!

this is more or less literally Kentucky Route Zero

This new ghost debt economy is hell on my retirement

You might be interested in Kentucky Route Zero. A vídeo game in the style of a Brecht/Chekhov/Beckett play exploring the institutions of Debt in a surrealist modern Kentucky.

I am still looking for an agent for my 80k-word manuscript that I completed a few years ago which touches upon exactly those implications. You all can preview it here on my website by scrolling down to the "Fiction" section of my homepage: troyzimmermann.com #Booksky #AmQuerying #GhostStory

stop scooping me

well they ain't doing shit else. might as well put em to work

(QC guy in a cubicle farm watching camera feeds somewhere in Asia) “We are very much alive, Mr. Ceej.”

oh, gaaaaawd. supernatural capitalism. this is the most horrifying vision of the afterlife i've ever heard.

I thought it was mostly living people in other countries

My student loans finally found a job.

Ya know what? Fuck it here we go. >>> it “operates four geographically redundant locations” for its remote assistance centers in Arizona, Michigan, and in “two cities in the Philippines.” Roughly half of the 70 remote assistance agents are located in the Philippines futurism.com/advanced-tra...

Sounds like something from 'Beetlejuice', where suicides become civil servants after death. And if it were possible? You absolutely know The Tech Bros would force The Deceased to serve them as workers -- no salaries / benefits, insurance; who cares how they feel about it? More money for the Bros...

This makes sense. They owed “waymo” money than they could ever pay back.

No shortage of those