Christopher S. Rice, Ph.D.

What's really shitty about this is she tries to make it sound as if using AI to animate old photos is exactly the same as using the AI enhancements in Pro Tools, etc. She knows the difference. They are not the same. Sigh. And I was looking forward to this one, too.

Heading up the daily charts - @jonnyfallout.bsky.social iheartnoise.bandcamp.com/track/jonny-...

Bluesky has 4 types of users:

hey so I figured out why we’ve murdered higher ed & expunged all the people there we don’t like

That is some degenerate shit right there. Now do Excel.

New series coming this fall on ParamountMax!

WORLD'S RICHEST MAN IS TRYING TO STAVE OFF PERSONAL FINANCIAL ARMAGEDDON BY DISTRACTING YOU WITH CAR KICKFLIPS WHILE HE ATTEMPTS TO MERGE HIS TWO COMPANIES. There, fixed it for you FT.

Pour one out for your favorite sysadmin today.

wow, I can't believe Eric Schmidt would engage with a woman or her work without consent or in a coercive way

My reaction to absolutely everything right now

At long last, we have created a way for you to take away Nikki's free will, from the classic horror movie "don't take away Nikki's free will"

Future me, writing of our Doom: The rivers are dry and we burned all the fossil fuels, leaving us a climate ravaged hellscape with no cultural or economic opportunity. But for a brief, shining moment we got to see Boba Fett throw Grogu for a touchdown with Obi-Wan calling the game. It was glorious.

Stop trying to make Metaverse happen, Jensen. It’s over.

'You can't hear a gif.' Me:

We already have flying cars. They're called helicopters. They're really expensive and there are good reasons you have to have a pilot license and work with air traffic control to fly them. Putting jets on a sedan is not going to result in a better vehicle or transportation experience in any way.

Drop a WEREWOLF

America is never going to get the Truth and Reconciliation process it needs at this rate.

This is your occasional backup reminder - if you haven’t yet, go start setting up backups of any kind. If you think you don’t need backups, delete everything you have on the device you’re using right now. If that seems like a bad idea then you need backups.

Every single time you get outraged by the announcement of another Juicero of the mind, DO NOT give it attention. Share your own work, or that of another artist, or subscribe to an independent journal or magazine. We the attending create the incentives in the attention economy.

Add 'for Tax Purposes' to the name of a movie. From Wong Foo, With Love for Tax Purposes.

"Congressman James *did* offer me a few hours on his prize antique chaise longue but I told him it wouldn't take nearly that long..."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG this collapse is gonna happen so fast, isn't it?

It'd be brilliant to just schedule a screen as The Beatles Movie, and then randomly show one of the four films at each showing so you'd never know which one you were going to get.

In a better world, the Apple HomeView would have been the next device after the iPod and we'd all be wondering in 2026 why we would need something called an "iPhone."

Yeah, we've got ourselves a Quadrant IV situation here. Ugh. crossquadrantbulletin.tumblr.com/spottersguide cc @cekent.bsky.social

He said I'm fabulously rich C'mon just let's go She kinda bit her lip “Geez, I don't know” But I can guarantee there'll be no knock on the door I'm total pro, that's what I'm here for I come from downtown Born ready for you Armed with will and determination And grace, too

nedposting

Like this?

[touches earpiece] We're just getting a live report on the Vice President's search history and... ...oh god.

Kind of hate that a great high-end messenger bag is so hard to find these days. Millennials have ruined everything with their backpack nostalgia and all the major bag companies really seem to be leaning into that.

Ford Galaxy

It's all just Amalgamation and Capital, ain't it

What a blech stupid take on the movie. No, you are just a terrible analyst and thinker. theconversation.com/an-overlooke...

Eliminating DHS should be the *moderate* Democratic position at this point.

So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.

“Man, that guy was fast. How did those DHS agents catch him and put him down?” “Easy, Chad. Body slam off the top rope.”

Fellas, is reading Hemingway gay?

I love taking the train between San Diego and Los Angeles since it's such a gorgeous view but there's just no way it'll still exist on the same track a generation from now. www.instagram.com/reels/DeSCAh...

Jesus, the contempt he has for his own supporters.

So, happy 89th anniversary of the day Oswald Mosley tried to sell fascism to Liverpudlians—and someone concussed him with a brick